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    “Grace! Why you no say plants are on Hail Mary, question?!”

    The question puts me on my back foot. Literally. I jog up to the door after my morning run to find Rocky waiting for me on my side of the house, suited up and ticked off. I rock back on my heel.

    “Huh?”

    “What you mean ‘huh’, is simple question! Why no mention plants on Hail Mary when almost die of no vitamins?!”

    “No bud, I heard you the first time,” I scoff, shaking my head ruefully. He gets under my feet, tapping at my thighs with his claws to annoy me while I toe off my running shoes.

    “Hey, quit— quit it! You’ve gotta be confused, the only plant matter on the Hail Mary was the food in my meals, and that’s years gone.”

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    Aka, Grace gets a bittersweet surprise several years after he settles into his life on Erid.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    as an envibio major who really wants to go into agriculture one day you have no idea how genuinely attached i am to ryland's garden i am sobbing

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    It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    When Katniss Everdeen is twelve years old, on her very first reaping, her name gets drawn. A stranger volunteers in her place.

    Katniss has never figured out why.

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    Understanding the Unseen: Analysis of the Collected Works of J. Doe

     

    An attempt to posthumously understand the enigmatic New York painter through the lens of his art, from the bizarre yet ominous abstracts to the softly lit views of his home city.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    Since the moment she was spawned, the being that Lilith called ‘father’ was a stranger. He was distant, cold as the glaciers of Kadath and with a laugh sharper than broken glass, and their brief interactions had made it very clear that all he desired of Lilith was for her to get out of his way.

    That was then. Now, Shub-Niggurath has vanished, leaving everyone with questions they want answers to. The being Lilith called ‘father’ is the only person in existence who might have an idea what happened, but is stuck searching for answers as well.

    The being that Lilith called ‘father’ set his path to discover what happened—and Lilith, for better or for worse, is along for the ride.

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    14 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hands down my favorite depiction of nyarlathotep, kayne, and lillith. they make me so ill