ConsumableDoveCorpse



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    More than two years after the events at Guanyin Temple, Lan Wangji notices that Wei Wuxian appears to be nesting - a sign that perhaps he has healed enough to have a heat.

    Wei Wuxian, meanwhile, is oblivious.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Lan Wangji has a problem.

    That problem comes in the shape of his loud, energetic, and devastatingly beautiful new, just-out-of-college intern.

    An intern who seems to have dedicated his entire life to teasing Lan Wangji specifically.

    That intern’s name is Wei Wuxian (or, as he continues to insist, Wei Ying).

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    Or, boss Lan Wangji pines after intern Wei Wuxian so hard that he has to get a cock cage in order to keep his libido in check. It... doesn't work.

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    06 May 2026

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    As it was decided, Wei Wuxian laid his head on his enfolded arms and closed his eyes at that instance, ever the man of following the rule of better forgiveness than permission. He knew Lan Wangji would say no if he asked, and he was almost certain that Lan Wangji would not allow him to do as he pleased.

    Still, he was going to take his chance.

     

    (Or, Wei Wuxian decides to pretend to nap and suffers the consequences, aka Lan Wangji’s lack of restraint when it comes to Wei Wuxian’s oblivious and defenseless face in a canon typical fashion)

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    28 Apr 2026

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    By the time Wei Wuxian wakes up in the middle of the night still paralyzed against Lan Wangji’s chest, the presence in his head has become cohesive enough to form full sentences.

    And, apparently, take full stock of the outside world.

    There’s a moment of stunned silence, then Mo Xuanyu says, You slept with a man?

    aka: the stock AU where mxy and wwx share a body, but I only write one scene from it because i'm lazy :P

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    17 Apr 2026

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    When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys, he has no idea that this very, very bad day will be the start of something good.

    Harry and Snape are thrown together by annoying relatives, a series of strange dreams, and Voldemort's latest hunt for Harry, but their greatest challenge may well be surviving each other. This will be a long summer unless the two can find a way to work together. A slow-burn enemy-to-mentor story.

    Alternate 6th summer (and part of the school year): post-OotP; ignores HBP and DH. No slash, no romance. NOW COMPLETE!

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    13 Apr 2026