Consumer_Of_Flesh
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If you would do to me what you do with her by Consumer_Of_Flesh
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
14 May 2026
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Twilight comes home late, again, with Fiona in tow. Yor knows she's not his real wife, but how is she supposed to handle this jealousy?
Yor comes in to confront Twilight about his situation.
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Reynolds goes into heat a week early. Brimsley takes care of him.
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Something Admirable About You by Consumer_Of_Flesh
Fandoms: Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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After being promoted to Queen's Man, Brimsley begins to find anonymous gifts in his room. Busy preparing for his new role with nightly lessons with Reynolds, he does not have time to entertain this secret admirer, especially not when he knows he would not be interested in her.
Though, perhaps she is more within his interests than he thought.
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A Taste of Plum Pie by Consumer_Of_Flesh
Fandoms: Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom (Cartoon)
10 Jan 2026
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Nanny Plum is baking biscuits when she is interrupted by the Wise Old Elf, who has been instructed to wait while the children prepare a surprise at the Great Elf Tree. However will they pass the time?
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Draco and Hermione are, by all accounts, enemies. They were enemies in childhood, enemies during the war, and now in Eighth Year they avoid each other save for classes and mealtimes.
But whenever Draco walks in on Hermione doing something she shouldn't, he can't help but join in...
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The Many Sexual Encounters of Hermione Granger by Consumer_Of_Flesh
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2025
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Fumbling waitress by day, struggling camgirl by night, Yor Briar's doing all she can to pay her bills and fund her younger brother's college education. When she's fired from her dayjob, she scrambles to find a replacement—even if it means being the overworked, over-stressed assistant to Westalis's most popular idol: Twilight.
But beneath the golden crown and killer smile of ED/EN's beloved pop culture icon is Loid Forger, compulsive perfectionist-control freak with an arsenal of bad coping mechanisms. His neuroticism is what keeps him at the top—but also what sends every assistant running teary-eyed in the opposite direction. So when Loid's manager tells him they've hired yet another PA for him, the last thing he expects is some weirdo. And why does she look so familiar?
Yor knows this job is temporary. She knows she'll be fired from this one like every one before, and she knows her best shot at stability is turning her failing night job into the cash cow it could be—and Twilight might just be the key.
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- 156,458
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Bookmarked by Consumer_Of_Flesh
23 May 2026
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Welcome to Dreamland, where all bets are off!
Hermione has charmed a locket to bring her wildest fantasies to life whenever she opens it, but she doesn't know that Draco Malfoy has a matching locket - and she's been dragging him along for the ride.
"Meet Me In Dreamland" is the original, full fic, complete with a slow burning plot and plenty of angsty tension. All other fics in this collection are smutty excerpts from that story. If you choose not to read the full version before starting with the smaller fics in the collection, just know that they may contain spoilers for the plot of Meet Me In Dreamland.
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Bookmarked by Consumer_Of_Flesh
08 Feb 2025