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“Scratch’s very warm. An’ soft,” Tav informed the wizard, fear apparently forgotten for the moment. Gale smiled down at him, and Karlach could feel herself doing the same.
“He is, isn’t he?”
“I like it that he’s still breathing,” the boy informed them, making Karlach’s engine stutter in her chest.
“Er. Yes, me too,” Gale managed stiffly.
Bard!Durge touched something he shouldn't have in Ramazith's tower, and now the Tadfools have a six-year-old on their hands. One child-sized Bhaalspawn versus a party of experienced adventurers? Surely nothing can go wrong! Nobody in their group has childhood trauma or anything! Everything's fine!
(Stand-alone, AU, Late Act 3)
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14 Jul 2026
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Alastor, technologically-challenged, finds a discarded furby in a dumpster and thinks it’s actually alive.
Vox, his doting husband, will do anything to keep him happy, including caring for his husband’s new pet.
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11 Jul 2026
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‘Oh shit.’
It was the last thought Vox had before an aquamarine chain clamped around his wrist and fucking yanked him across the Pentagram. He came out, spluttering, amongst shards of rubble and barely settled dust. In front of him, slowing ekeing themself up and glaring at him, was Alastor. An identical manacle was attached to his wrist.
“Leave.”
It was spat at him, Vox glowering, yanking on the chain and making Alastor hiss in pain.
“Would if I could, you fucking idiot. In sickness and in health, remember?”
Like either of them could forget. They’d exchanged those vows almost fifty years ago but Vox imagined they were as burnt into Alastor’s memory as they were his own.
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11 Jul 2026
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“I’ve missed you too,” Vincent confesses.
Yeah, this is– they’ve overdone it with the drinks pretty bad.
The warmth from the whiskey churns inside Alastor’s guts, making his fingers feel numb. He tears his gaze away, staring at the whiteness of the ceiling instead of whatever is behind Vincent’s eyes.
The ceiling fan rotates on its axis, not doing much to snuff out the heat of the room. Vincent’s hand is still there, cupping his face, caressing his cheek.
Vincent’s voice cuts in. “Can I kiss you?” Ever so soft.
The fan is still spinning, worthlessly.
“Do you have to ask every time?”
Or: Alastor misses Vincent and they make out. Hard.
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20 Jun 2026
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“What?” Valentino shrugged. “Who doesn’t have nudes on their phone?”
“That’s not the problem,” Velvette said slowly. “The problem is keeping nudes of your ex!”
Vox, meanwhile, was watching Alastor very carefully.–
Aka Alastor decides to try and send nude photos.
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- Part 2 of Second Chances
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14 Jun 2026
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Vincent has spent his whole life trying to figure out what kind of man he's supposed to be. His father's kind, probably. The kind that walks into a room like he owns it, orders the right drink, says the right thing to the right person. The kind that never pauses in a doorway.
On his twenty-first birthday, he puts on his best shirt and his nicest tie and walks into a bar alone to practice.
He does not practice. He sits in the corner for five hours and talks honestly to a stranger for the first time in his life, and somewhere between the drink he hated and the one he didn't, jazz, cherry stems, and the walk home, something shifts. Not dramatically. The way tides move. You never see it happen, but eventually you look down and the waterline is somewhere different.
His name is Alastor. He is, Vincent will think later, a considerable amount of time's worth of not yet.
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- Part 1 of Domesticated Murdermedia ❤️🩹
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03 Jun 2026
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07 May 2026
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When I Delete You Maybe, I'll Stop Feeling So Bad by hellonearthtoday
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Apr 2026
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“Vox,” Alastor begins.
“—Okay, you know I’m starting to think—”
“What do you want?” There must be something. Ultimately, Vox has always been laughably easy. Alastor entertains throwing a stick wayward and seeing if that’s anything. He’d throw a rib, but, ha! Ha. The shadow doesn’t have any.
There’s a long expanse of silence that makes Alastor believe he’s hallucinated the entire third party after all, until:
“We need to get ya’ institutionalized, old man?” There is a pair of legs in front of him, standing at the shadows head. A solid position to crush its head under a foot. When Alastor looks up, Vox is looking down at him and his shadow, seemingly torn between where to focus. He looks notably disturbed.
“The fuck is wrong with you?” There’s a genuine quality to Vox’s tone. His eyes are wide.
Alastor seriously does not have time to explain.
Or, The one where Alastor kills his shadow.
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21 Apr 2026
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“But seriously Al, Walmart?”
Alastor pulls a hanger forward with more strength than is necessary. The metal screeching against each other causes Vincent to wince.
“Vincent, sweetheart, you are going to piss me off.”
When Vincent had broken the news of Alastor’s pregnancy to Velvette and Valentino, right after the screaming congratulations, Vincent was immediately sat down by the pair and given the talk about how pregnant omegas were not to be disagreed with or questioned whatsoever. Vincent shrugged and laughed at the time, because pregnant or not, omega or not, Alastor was not someone to be challenged but Vincent did that anyway. Vincent pissing Alastor off was as inevitable as the sun rising in the east and setting in the west.
tldr: omega alastor and alpha vincent shop for baby clothes and alastor is on his last straw
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26 Mar 2026
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Vox was acting a lot more possessive of Alastor than usual. Everyone could see it, everyone noticed. But what was most shocking of all was that Vox had begun to catch onto it too.
Alastor was annoyed. His plans were halted all because his body chose to do everything early, at the worst possible time! Mid master plan. Wow what luck..
Basically Alastor’s heat starts mid kidnapping plan and him and Vox have to deal with it.. somehow this doesn’t involve nsfw
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26 Mar 2026
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Home, But Not in a Bottle by Chaos Gremlin (The_British_American_Girls)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
26 Mar 2026
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When Husk goes back to drinking because Alastor left, the only thing Niffty can think to do is to get Alastor to come back, even if it's only temporary.
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26 Mar 2026
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Never back a Questioning Radio Demon into a corner. You will lose far worse than a finger.
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Alastor laughs in the face of shame; or at least that's what everyone thinks. When Queen Lilith's sudden return threatens to drag a long-buried skeleton out of the Radio Demon's closet, Alastor reluctantly relies on the other Hazbins to help navigate these new waters. But The Radio Demon has always and will always identify as an Instigator first and foremost, and the allure of poking and prodding at such glaring sore spots is just too great to resist!Or: 5 times Alastor flirts with Lucifer in front of his ex wife to piss her off, and one time they're both literally just standing there, but it pisses her off anyway.
Ch 1: Lilith's pov
Ch 2: Charlie's pov
Ch 3: Vaggi's pov
Ch 4: Rosie's pov
Ch 5: Lucifer's pov
Ch 6: ??? povBookmarked by Cosmo2020
25 Feb 2026
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all day every day therapist mother maid by thishazeleyeddemon
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Jan 2026
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Vox has everything, power, money, fame - not to mention his sweet doting wife, Allie.
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11 Feb 2026
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Vox is a lucky man; he’s happily married to the love of his life. Alastor has finally left his life as an Overlord and Radio Host behind, to be a housewife.
Dead Dove. Horror. Stepford Wives-vibes.
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04 Feb 2026
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”You’d call everything off right now, just for this?”
Just for this, he says. As though it’s trivial. As though it isn’t everything that Vox has dreamt of every night for the past several decades. As though the rejection doesn’t sting just as sharply every time he wakes up and reaches to the other side of a cold bed, hands searching for a lover that will never be there, and hears callous laughter echoing in the back of his skull.
Vox sucks in a shaky breath, closing his eyes. He tilts his face downward, unable to look at Alastor when he admits it. He almost can’t bring himself to, sure that Alastor is already certain of the answer.
”Yes,” he whispers.
”You can’t be serious,” Alastor says quietly.
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In which many things come to light, all earth-shattering.
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01 Feb 2026
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I saw a textpost on Tumblr with this premise, and decided to write something short about it.
Alastor suffers the consequences of being violently electrocuted many times in a short timeframe in the form of arrythmias. It just so happens that a particularly bad attack hits him right in the middle of a conversation with Charlie.
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- Part 2 of Alastism (Alastor Autism)
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31 Jan 2026
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Angel was about to pull the stage curtain aside, but stopped when he heard Vox speaking.
“How are you feeling?”
“H̴̅o̷͋t. So̴͓̓ ... ho̵͖̚t.” The Radio Demon sounded strange, his voice syrupy, slow and confused. “Fȅ̵̠e̶̩͐l ... strä̶̫n̶̤͗ge. So̴ wa̶̟͋r̵̺͂m. Wh̵͕̑aț̵̄-”
“Let me help you off with your coat.”
Angel could hear the grin in Vox’s voice, and his stomach twisted. Slowly, with shaking fingers, he pulled on the curtain to try and see what was happening backstage.
Alastor had slumped over in Vox’s lap nuzzling into him like a cat; his arms looked heavy and limp when Vox removed his coat. The Radio Demon’s face was flushed, a warm blush on his cheeks, and his eyes ... they were swimming with an awfully familiar pink glow.
Love potion.
Angel had only caused trouble for the hotel, so he left to protect them. But at an Overlord party, he finds that one of his old friends might be in need of his help after all.
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30 Jan 2026
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Charlie knows she needs to do something to make things up to Alastor, to let him know just how much she appreciates everything he's done for her up to this point, and because she knows being Vox's captive for so long must have been awful. Even if he's said otherwise a dozen times now. Even if he insists she's done nothing worth making up for.
So when Emily brings up the letters Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious are exchanging, Charlie thinks she's found just the thing.
There's just...one or two things she hasn't really thought out about this plan, like how he might react to holding a letter from his long-dead mother, or whether she was really doing this for him when the mother she wants to hold a letter from the most is her own.
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16 Jan 2026
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He blamed Vincent. Had the man entered Alastor's home infected, spreading germs as easily as he spat out inane insults? Well, not exactly. Vincent was and remained the picture perfect of a healthy, if aging, man.
Alastor resolved to blame him anyway. It made his foggy head feel slightly better, even as his thoughts slowed like molasses dripping from an overturned jar.
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Vincent takes care of a sick Alastor
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13 Jan 2026
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Whoever Vincent had expected to see, it certainly wasn’t Alastor. Yet there he stood, his shirt soaking wet and stained with deep red wine. His curled, pristine hair now damp and tangled in knots. One of his eyes is swelling shut, and the other doesn’t dare to look up and meet Vincent’s shocked gaze. For just a single moment, Alastor’s smile almost falters.
“There wasn’t anywhere else I could go…”____
Alastor has a terrible night out, Vincent tries to help him through the aftermath.
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- Part 2 of Radiostatic & murdermedia shenanigans
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06 Jan 2026
