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“Who are you and what have you done to Lance McClain?!” Keith demanded, shoving his finger in the face of the Would-be-Lance.
Not-Lance looked at him, exhaustion and pain underlying the irritation at being dumped unceremoniously off Keith's shoulder and said “Look, Mullet, I don't know what game you're playing right now but as you can see I'm a little too tired and beat up to play along. I'm not even 100% clear on what just happened, so if we could move this along and get me to those healing pods that'd be great.”
Or the time that Lance is swapped with an alternate reality version of himself and nobody is happy about it, least of all Lance. Now the team has to figure out how to switch them back as they learn just how important Lance is to them.
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“You know, I appreciate the method acting, but unless you want to completely blow the mission, you need to guard my body a little less.”
“You’re here to be a delegate, not a honeypot,” Keith says. “Doesn’t matter what they dressed you in.”
Lance wrinkles his nose. “What’s wrong with how I’m dressed?”
“It’s stupid. You’re totally exposed.”
Lance tilts his head. The collar winks beneath the chandeliers.
“Exposed,” he repeats.
“Your arms,” Keith says. “Your back. Half your chest. There’s nowhere to hide a weapon, and those strands could catch on anything.”
Lance’s eyebrows climb. He studies Keith’s face for a moment. Then his lips curl into a familiar smile, amused and a little wicked.
Goddammit. That look never means anything good.
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When a coalition-building summit needs a charming royal representative, Lance steps into the role. Keith’s assignment is simple: stay one pace behind him, follow protocol, and try not to lose his mind.
Julance Day 16: Diplomacy
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“My Abuela said it,” Silvio insists. “She said you have to wear the hat, because you have a pale ass so you’re going to get skin cancer and die before Lance even wakes up.”
Keith looks between the children and the hat, too confused to glare, sweaty and horrid from pulling weeds beneath the scorching sun. “What?”
“That’s wrong,” Nadia complains, and yanks her brother down to her level to whisper the correction in his ear.
“Ooh,” Silvio amends. “Tía Veronica said you have a pale ass. My Abuela said you’re gonna die.”
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When Lance is fatally wounded during their final battle, the blue lion enters a deep hibernation with Lance inside. Unsure when or if he’ll wake, Keith is forced to wait and watch over him in the company of the people he fears most: Lance’s family.
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10 Jul 2026
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"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?”
Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn’t sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right?
“Alright, it’s a deal.”Or: Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with
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08 Jul 2026
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“Sweetheart,” says Lance, his hair longer, his shoulders broader, the slope of his nose uneven now where it didn’t used to be, “you don’t know the half of it.”
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05 Jul 2026
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The first text message Lance ever got from Keith said are you home
No punctuation, no capital letters, nothing else. Just a question sans question mark, like he knew the answer already.
Probably because he did, if he’d been talking to the rest of the team, anyone at the Garrison, or any of Lance’s siblings. Lance hadn’t left home since he’d been released from the mandatory medical evaluation at the Garrison after the last solo mission that nearly killed him. It’d been nearly a year, and his feet hadn’t left the family farm’s soil since, which was exactly how Lance wanted it.
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or, post canon slow burn long distance relationship klance
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27 Jun 2026