CowboyFromMars
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Dreaming of a Star War by CowboyFromMars
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Dec 2025
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By day, Anakin Skywalker is an engineer, trapped in cubicles, paperwork, and the monotony of office life. By night, he enters a parallel universe, a dangerous world of Jedi, lightsabers, alien politics, and high-stakes missions. But what if it's not just a dream? Will Anakin be able to right the course of another universe?
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Vampires Will Never Hurt You by CowboyFromMars
Fandoms: My Chemical Romance, I Brought You My Bullets You Brought Me Your Love - My Chemical Romance (Album)
03 Oct 2025
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Frank has just been broken up with. Luckily for him he meets a handsome stranger in the cemetery who is more than willing to help him forget about his ex.
In which Gerard is a vampire and fucks Frank nasty in a cemetery.
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Tessa just wanted to learn how to box, not end up in a personal war with a grumpy ex-cage fighter who looks like he’s made of concrete. But Logan Howlett is the only trainer available, and Tessa already paid in full.
He thinks she’s a waste of time.
She thinks he needs to be punched in the throat.
Now they’re stuck in a gym full of sweat, tension, and increasingly questionable eye contact.
He’s not friendly. He’s not patient. And he definitely doesn’t want to train her.
Too bad she already signed the paperwork.
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Two Mutants Walk Into a Bar… by CowboyFromMars
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse)
24 Aug 2025
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Wade and Logan are tasked with investigating missing mutants in New Orleans. It goes about as well as you can expect.
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Logan lifted his head to watch Wade walk into the room like he hadn’t just done the electric slide with a toaster and plop into the chair next to Logan.
“Penny for your thoughts, peanut?”
“Don’t fucking call me that,” Logan rumbled. “I mean it, Wade.”
“You don’t actually hate it, do you? This is just our thing. I call you a cutesy nickname and you react like it’s the worst thing you’ve ever been called. You think about punching me. I think about that passionate kiss we shared, more often than I should or is healthy. Then we move on and do it all over again.”
Logan leaned back in his chair and sighed. He really, really, really, really wanted a fucking drink.
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- Part 1 of Broken Men
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04 Jun 2025
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"Well, the problem is that our fight in the car was really hot, and whenever I think about it, I get horny," Wade explains, in one breath. "And I don't think I should tell you, because you're going try to kill me, again. Which means I'm going to get horny and hornier until my dick falls off, which is a pity, because you don't know what you're missing."
Fuck, Wade really needs to learn when to shut up.
"You want to get fucked, that's the problem?" Logan asks.
"No!" Wade immediately says. "Yes! Fuck, I don't know."
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Updated with bonus chapter: getting together- Language:
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04 Jun 2025
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you put it on me (ceiling to floor) by yellow_crayon
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies)
31 Jul 2024
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“You’re like a fucking Hoover Deluxe. Soldier Boy reference, you wouldn’t get it, god it’s such a good show. And you’d be right up his alley, old man,” Deadpool slurred behind him, laughing maniacally, “oww, ease up, champ, you’re gonna suck the foreskin clean off my dick.”
He tried to pull out. Logan’s claws came out, “don’t you fucking dare–”
“Relax,” Wade husked against his sweaty cheek, adjusting his slipping grip around Logan’s waist, “I don’t have a refractory period and I got nowhere else to be. Daddy’ll dick you down all night long, babygirl.”
“Don’t fucking call me that, you demented fuckwad.”
Movie spoilers.
Bookmarked by CowboyFromMars
04 Jun 2025
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your fool in this game for two by abillionstars
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 Aug 2024
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“Have you ever lived with anyone before?”
At Wade’s question, Logan pauses to think. Scratches his balls for a second, and says, “I lived at Xavier’s school for a while, before I left. Lived in a clapboard boarding house about seventy years back. A couple of times, I slept in a park with other people nearby. Do those count?”
“That was a rhetorical question,” says Wade. “Some might even call it an accusatory one. Mostly because—dude. I’m a fucking mess. But you’re even worse.”
(two loser loners, falling in love.)
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For audio lovers, the fabulously talented tha_rin has created a podfic!
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04 Jun 2025
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“Do you often fuck the people you’re going to kill?”
“Just the annoying ones. Do you often use fighting as foreplay?” Logan asks back.
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Or, Wade and Logan really hate each other. They really, really do.
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04 Jun 2025