CrappyBadger
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Poem I wrote - do with that what you will.
Poem is inspired by the portrayal of monsters in ancient Greek mythos as weapons or tools rather than children.
Written for alienated eldest daughters.
(A direct address of one of Ceto's monstrous children to their mother)
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An Innkeeper, the savior of the wizarding world and an ex-deatheater all enter a room. And somehow, someway, the Innkeeper turns out to be the most interesting.
Harry Potter's life is a bloody bad joke.
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It’s startling how silent a sea of people can be.
OR Merlin is placed on the pyre and this is everyone’s reactions
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- Part 2 of Merlin Oneshots
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A small ball hovered in her hand, shining with a silver-blue light. It floated there, getting brighter and brighter before dimming again. Wisps of cloud swirled at its center. It was pure magic.
And the breath was stolen from Arthur’s lungs.
“I thought you’d recognize it. He said it was warm. He said it reminded him of home.”It has been one year since Merlin's death when Arthur meets Morgana on the battlefield.
Somehow, between all the guilt and shame, he discovers that his sister knew Merlin better than he ever did - and ever would.- Language:
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Bookmarked by CrappyBadger
10 Jul 2025
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"I hope you can hear the laughter from the next room." Is the most beautifully used sentence I have ever read.
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What begins as a transforming love between Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak in the summer of 1965 quickly derails into something far more tumultuous when Dean is drafted in the Vietnam War. Though the two both voice their relationship is one where saying goodbye is never a real truth, their story becomes fraught with the tragedy of circumstance. In an era where homosexuality was especially vulnerable, Twist and Shout is the story of the love transcending time, returning over and over in its many forms, as faithful as the sea.
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Bookmarked by CrappyBadger
16 Mar 2025
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What hath blessed my tears as they roll down my cheeks in the grand hour of midnight? Holy shit I'm crying. I thought I was an emotionless bastard but I am indeed crying over destiel fanfiction.
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Michael and Lucifer are currently fighting over the peas.
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This is the day that marked the Holy and Blessed Union of Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle.
The merging of prominent bloodlines is always a grand occurrence, but breeding pedigree hunter families like Winchester and Harvelle is something to be rejoiced. It is also something to be meticulously planned, which thankfully the Host is very good at.
Or, the romantic comedy where Dean Winchester and Jo Harvelle are destined to get married, Castiel is given the task of playing matchmaker and fails terribly, the entire Heavenly Host becomes a sitcom audience, God warns against male pregnancy, and Jimmy Novak is incredibly unimpressed with angels in general.
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Bookmarked by CrappyBadger
24 Feb 2025
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Funniest shit I've ever had the joys of laying my eyes upon.