CriedHavoc
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Skulduggery Pleasant attends Hogwarts. A war looms just over the horizon.
A Harry Potter rewrite of the war against Mevolent.
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Will recognises him – of course he does – even though he wears a different face and goes by a different name. He knows he is recognised in return, but they play the part of strangers meeting for the first time – a teacher who can walk in killer’s minds and a psychiatrist - and nobody can guess that they’re old, old friends.
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Lips connect in a bruising kiss, and the moon sings.
The boy pushes his hips forward.
They both growl.
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"She was right. The fear is so beautiful in Will Graham's eyes."
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Hogwarts AU.
Descendo: a spell that makes things sink, or go down.
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Cliff Marleau ✅ @bostonsmarleau
Happy birthday to the sexiest, finest, most scrumptious man I’ve ever met. I miss him and his fat ass every day. Sometimes I can still hear his voice.💬 29.3K 🔄 248.6K ❤️ 530.3K
Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
marly i’m not fucking deadShane Hollander ✅ @shanehollander24
STOP CALLING MY HUSBAND’S ASS FATOr: Twitter celebrates Ilya’s birthday!
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19 Jun 2026
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Shane watched Ilya tilt his head back and drop some peanuts into his mouth. He gave them all of two chews before swallowing. The totally indigestible peanuts travelled down the line of his beautiful speckled throat. The man was begging for chronic reflux.
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium. -
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Pipe /pīp/
noun | plural: pipesDefinition:
1. A tool to smoke tobacco. One of the precursors of the modern cigarette.
2. [French slang, vulgar] A blowjob.Or: Ilya works as a catering waiter and offers a cigarette and a blowjob to married CEO, Shane Hollander.
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- Part 1 of but you haven't seen my man
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Second Best Part of Summer by jilyworld
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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Two weeks of summer camp during summer 2022 as told by texts, social media, and alternating POVs.
Lots of fluff, fun, and of course hurt/comfort!
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18 Jun 2026