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    Cliff Marleau ✅ @bostonsmarleau
    Happy birthday to the sexiest, finest, most scrumptious man I’ve ever met. I miss him and his fat ass every day. Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

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    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
    marly i’m not fucking dead

    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollander24
    STOP CALLING MY HUSBAND’S ASS FAT

    Or: Twitter celebrates Ilya’s birthday!

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Shane watched Ilya tilt his head back and drop some peanuts into his mouth. He gave them all of two chews before swallowing. The totally indigestible peanuts travelled down the line of his beautiful speckled throat. The man was begging for chronic reflux. 

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.

    The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”

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    Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.

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    Pipe /pīp/
    noun | plural: pipes

    Definition:
            1. A tool to smoke tobacco. One of the precursors of the modern cigarette.
            2. [French slang, vulgar] A blowjob.

    Or: Ilya works as a catering waiter and offers a cigarette and a blowjob to married CEO, Shane Hollander.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Two weeks of summer camp during summer 2022 as told by texts, social media, and alternating POVs.

    Lots of fluff, fun, and of course hurt/comfort!

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    18 Jun 2026