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Getting Away With Tax Fraud 101: The Geo Archon Edition by oh_fudgecakes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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A small indulgence now and again never hurt anyone, Zhongli maintains. Though in retrospect, perhaps he had allowed himself a few too many of them. It's regrettable that he had only realized his error when it had come knocking at his door, presenting him with an expense record that would make anyone quail — even the God of Wealth himself.
“Your expense record this year is nearly ten times your yearly income,” the civil servant tells him. “Could you declare the source of funds for your purchases?”
After minting a small fortune for the purchase of antiques, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to a poor cover up attempt by an ever helpful Childe, blows up into accusations of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in and court shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 4 of genshin fics
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16 Jun 2026
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Mr. Zhongli Is Very Strange by oh_fudgecakes for fluffysocks
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Nov 2023
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"Mr. Zhongli," Chef Mao says suddenly, "is a little strange, don't you think?"
Surprised by the sudden and completely unsolicited comment, Xiangling looks up from her wok, tracing her father's eye to said Mr. Zhongli, leaning over an antique vase at one of the roadside stores. In her time at Wanmin Restaurant, however, she has certainly seen her fair share of strange customers, so after a moment, she just turns back to her frying, flipping the xianbing in the wok over one by one.
"Why do you say that?" she asks, reaching across the counter for the cooking oil.
"Dearest daughter," Chef Mao says then, "he is lecturing the seller on the origins of his own vase."
Liyue Harbor is hive full of incorrigible gossips. Xiangling navigates the rumor mill, goes ingredient hunting with Zhongli, and in the process, finds out that Zhongli is very, very bad at pretending to be human.
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14 Jun 2026
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Lumine's eyebrows rose. "That's… concerning, actually. They're not usually that close to the city."
"No, no, it was perfect." Lohen's grin widened. "I was already winding up for the first strike when—" He mimed a shove with his whole body. "A random gust of wind hits me from the side and sends me tumbling downhill like a sack of potatoes. And when I got back up?" His expression crumpled into genuine tragedy. "Gone. Both of them. Just poof. Vanished into thin air."
Paimon tilted her head. "Huh? They just… disappeared?"
"Disappeared," Lohen repeated, the word bitter on his tongue. "I didn't even get to land a single hit. I had a bruised hand, nothing serious, I've had worse, and I was about to try fighting them one-handed just to make it interesting. And then the wind ruined everything."
Or in which, just a *normal* in Mondstadt XD..
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09 Jun 2026
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“Well, it’s your birthday, isn’t it?”
Venti’s hand stops, his drink only halfway to his lips. “It is?”
Diluc looks up, looking equally confused. “It isn’t?”
“I mean, you’re probably right, but-” Venti sets his glass down and peers at Diluc. “Hey, who told you about my birthday?”
“The Traveler,” Diluc replies, suddenly sounding unsure of himself. “The sixteenth of June, right?”
“It’s June?!”
In which Venti doesn't realise it's his birthday.
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27 May 2026
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They met at the summit of the world.
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27 May 2026