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Robby has gone from barely being able to watch to not wanting to even blink. He can’t keep his eyes from darting down to where Whitaker’s thighs grip the saddle, how he slides forwards on it with every downward bow of the bull and back as it pushes up. Again and again and again, he rolls with the mechanical bull with a single circular fluid motion.
It crosses his mind that this might be one of the hottest things he’s ever seen. He doesn’t even try to unpack that thought, it doesn’t even feel like an opinion he can change. It’s just a fact. Whitaker on the mechanical bull is one of the hottest things he’s ever seen.
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It’s Javadi’s twenty-first birthday party and the Pitt team hit the cowboy themed bar downtown. Whitaker gets on the mechanical bull.
One thing leads to another.
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05 Mar 2026
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where i go, will you still follow? by sirmichael (shootsharpest), willthevvise
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Mar 2026
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By all accounts, though, this should have worked. William had pored over countless volumes from the royal Library, and, when all other remedies failed, had ventured deeper, darker. Surely there would be some ancient magic strong enough to break Sir Michael from his trance.
A dangerous spell goes awry. Sir Michael vanishes off the face of the earth, and a disgruntled teenager takes his place. Worlds away, Will Byers discovers a wrench has been thrown in his plan to have a great summer.
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25 Feb 2026
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Give My Regards to Broadway by volunteerfd
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 - Malloy, Hamilton - Miranda, The Producers (2005), The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, Merrily We Roll Along - Sondheim/Furth, She Loves Me - Bock/Harnick/Masteroff, West Side Story (1961), Rent - Larson, Jesus Christ Superstar - All Media Types, Assassins - Sondheim/Weidman, Chess - Rice/Ulvaeus/Andersson
15 Sep 2019
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Five decades of Aziraphale and Crowley's relationship, as told through the Broadway shows they attended.
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09 Nov 2025
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Of Lesson Plans & Life Lessons by rainw2000
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
15 Oct 2025
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“I like you Miss Hatimbi,” Courtney said, raising her voice to be heard across the room.
“Why thank you,” she replied.
“I was just joking about stabbing you Miss,” she added.
Naba couldn’t hold back the smile on her face. She decided she liked American children; they were strange, fucked up, and fun. Just like everyone around her.___________
Four years and a breakup after the end of their mission Arnold, Connor, Kevin, Mafala, and Nabulungi all end up teaching at the same school on the outskirts of Salt Lake City. They navigate their first year of teaching alongside a failing education system, the bigotry of the Mormon community, their own relationships, and far too many strangely spelled names that begin with k.
___________aka the Teacher AU, a la Abbot Elementary that no one asked for
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24 Sep 2025
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McPriceley (feat. Chappell Roan) by Mauve_Muse
Fandom The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
22 Sep 2025
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11 Aug 2025
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the heaviest burdens of mortality by extraterrestrialcountryboy
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
16 Feb 2025
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After failing as district leader, being disowned by his parents, and moving over 2000 miles to the middle of Florida for college, Connor McKinley was pretty sure his life couldn't get any worse.
That was until he met his roommate, Steve Blade. As in, the Steve Blade that ruined his life, seeing as it was his fault Connor had to turn it off in the first place.
He could cope, though. Sure, Steve had only gotten hotter, but Connor had grown up too. He could manage living in very close quarters with his first and only crush for the year.
Or rather, he thought he could manage until Steve's stupid fucking perfect mission companion Kevin Price came over for a visit.
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05 Aug 2025
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“Talk to him.”
“He won’t catch on.”
“Then make him catch on.”
“What if I don’t want him to catch on?”
“Are you finally admitting there’s something there for him to catch on about?”
“I am not–” Connor huffs, “I could hand him the stars in a vase and he won’t realise. I swear. He’s so smart in some ways, and as dense as a brick in others.”
Nabulungi leans forward. “Hand him the stars, then.”
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Connor McKinley is trying very hard not to be in love with Kevin Price. He’s also trying very hard not to lose a bet with Nabulungi, who is sick of watching boys be stupid. Unfortunately for everyone, Kevin is the densest man alive.
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04 Aug 2025
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The Fake Couple Checklist by Mauve_Muse
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
08 Aug 2025
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Kevin Price thought he was destined for greatness. Connor McKinley thought he’d be stuck pretending forever. Neither of them thought they’d be fake-dating in Uganda by the end of the week but Arnold had other plans.
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When a misunderstanding forces them into playing the part of the mission’s happiest couple, things start to get complicated. There’s a checklist and a rulebook. There’s a suspicious amount of eye contact and a dangerously flirty game of "who can fluster the other first." And somewhere along the way, the line between fake and real starts to blur.Bookmarked by Crow_Patronus
03 Aug 2025
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Connor McKinley is Perfectly Fine, Thank You Very Much by rainw2000
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
07 Aug 2025
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Connor McKinley is doing perfectly fine if you ask him. Sure he's stressed, but what district leader isn't? Maybe he's a little extra stressed because of his gay thoughts, hell dreams, working on a building in Kitguli, and visions of his less-than-great childhood but he's fine.
Kevin is certain Elder McKinley is one argument away from having a complete mental breakdown and he's determined to be the one to save the district leader.
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28 Jul 2025
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"I don't know if we deserve it," Kevin breathes.
"Deserve what?" Connor shifts where he lays to get a good look at Kevin. His dark hair is even darker, soaked with water, and Connor watches a few droplets drip from the strands and roll off of his jaw.
He looks beautiful, is all that he manages to think in the moment, even as he tries to shove it down and let it rot away. He can’t. Not when Kevin’s giving him a sideways glance with his pretty brown eyes and tanned skin and such a soft look on his face. He can’t possibly not think the sight is beautiful.
Kevin turns to him as well. They're very close now—Connor can almost feel Kevin's breath on his skin. "Love..."
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or, a canon-divergent mcpriceley fic where kevin and connor meet three years prior to uganda... in a conversion camp. eventually, they re-unite and have a lot to face after the time spent apart has changed them both.
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18 Jul 2025
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After making everyone angry for friendzoning Connor McKinley, Kevin Price wishes that he could be a grown up. He wakes up the next day with his wish granted, suddenly living his 33 year old life.
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I literally stole the premise from 13 going on 30 and that's why this is called that.
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08 Jul 2025
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Artemis Fowl II comes back from Mars hungry for success over his discoveries, but his plans are thwarted when Fowl Senior strips him of the family fortune. Torn between choosing his work or friendships, Artemis must find the balance to life before he loses the one shot he's hoped for.
🍁(itll be released when it's released lmao)
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27 Jan 2025
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Strange coincidences are occurring around Artemis. Someone seems to be pushing him towards Holly. But who, and for what purpose? More importantly, how will Artemis and Holly react? Let's find out!
This is a pure romantic Artemis/Holly story. Stay away if that's not your jam! Also, contains spoilers for Fowl Twins 3.
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19 Jan 2025
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When renegade fairy gangsters trade knowledge of the People to humanity in exchange for enough weaponry to take on the LEP, the world stands on the brink of a war big enough to engulf it. While the LEP tries to turn Holly against him, Artemis must battle the last shadows of his Atlantis Complex as he tries desperately to contain the situation and prevent his world from falling into ruin.
Set after The Atlantis Complex. Rated T for occasional depictions of violence.
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23 Dec 2024
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When Anthony wakes up in a hospital with no memory, he finds himself alone with nothing but a vaguely threatening note written in blood. In an attempt to save himself from an untimely death, Anthony goes about his life as if he wasn't currently suffering from memory loss. It really is too bad he can't figure out if his stunning partner is trying to kill him or not. Going on a date with him couldn't hurt, right?
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“Do you think perhaps you could come over to the bookshop?” Aziraphale asked, “I would so love to see you, dear.”
“Yeah I- no!” Anthony nearly shouted and then clamped his hand over his mouth.
“No? Why ever not?”
“I can’t,” Anthony scrambled for what to say, “I’ve got-”
‘Diarrhea’ was on the tip of his tongue, but then Anthony caught a glimpse of his reflection in the black phone screen and blurted, “-an eye condition.”
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or- Crowley has no idea why his plan to pretend he doesn't have amnesia is proving to be so difficult. It might be because the poor guy is actually a demon.
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15 Dec 2022
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A Diamond Sky Above Titanic by SeaBlueEyes
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Aug 2014
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The year is 1912, and one angel and one demon's lives are about to change forever as they embark on the fateful maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Titanic - and a relationship utterly forbidden by both Heaven and Hell.
Rating and warnings for Chapter 13, the rest being far more mild. Some slight amendments to the 2011 FanFiction version, nothing major.
Once again, I apologise to the fandom for reading a comedy and writing a tragedy.
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20 Oct 2022
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get religion quick (cause you're looking divine) by brinnanza
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Mar 2019
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So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing.
It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop.
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25 Jul 2022
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Reservations by AnnetheCatDetective
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jun 2019
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There's some competition for Aziraphale and Crowley's usual table at the Ritz...
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23 Jul 2022
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Vita Nova by AMidnightDreary
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Aug 2020
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“Angel, bloody hell. Hi. You doing okay? Do you have any idea what’s going on?”
It was quiet for a few seconds.
“I’m sorry,” Aziraphale said then, still polite, but a bit perplexed. “Who is this?”*
Crowley, upon finding that Aziraphale does not remember him, is very much Not Okay with the changes Adam made after the Apocalypse That Wasn't. He can't do anything but try and make the best out of it, though.
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08 Jul 2022
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The one person Remus wants to be close to is the one person who won't touch him.
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11 Apr 2022