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Hermione has forgiven many things in the name of peace since the war ended.
But some men don't deserve peace.
Some deserve to choke on their legacy.
Written for Feminine Rage Fest🖤
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Bookmarked by CrystalCalico
29 Jun 2026
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Another phial arrived the next day. Then the next and the next. Always with the same note, same handwriting, same words.
“Thinking of you.”
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29 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy is the Quidditch League's most controversial Chaser. Fast, ruthless, and untouchable on the field. Off the field, though? A walking scandal. He’s got a penchant for illegal broom-racing, starting brawls, and partying like the end is nigh. Now, with sponsors threatening to pull out and the League ideating his suspension, his team’s legacy is circling the drain. The solution? PR rehab. Ministry-backed and painfully public.
Enter: Hermione Granger. She’s the Ministry’s Saint Swot and the face of the Magical Community Unity Initiative, a campaign to promote post-war healing through charity, outreach, and celebrity involvement. For maximum impact (and maximum headache), she has to work with none other than notorious bad boy Draco Malfoy aka Malfoy the Menace.
For six long months, they’re stuck together doing programmes, galas, photoshoots, tense interviews, and a joint weekly column in The Daily Prophet. Cue the bickering, untimely erections, and locker room confrontations. It’s bad boy meets good girl. It’s ripe with sexual tension. It’s the cliché you love.
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Bookmarked by CrystalCalico
28 Jun 2026
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Who would get bruised by something as small as a singular pea? Surely only the noblest girls would be so delicate, or so Draco is taught as a boy.
A lesson on social worth, personal growth, and cushioning charms.Bookmarked by CrystalCalico
27 Jun 2026
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Proper Incantations by darkeningskies for weestarmeggie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Apr 2021
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After the 2006 Cat Properties Incident at the DMLE Christmas party, Hermione just wants to leave her feline past in the past.
Draco doesn't.
And he is persuasive.Series
- Part 2 of tails, ears, and other accidents
Bookmarked by CrystalCalico
27 Jun 2026