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    Word quickly gets round the manor that apparently-

    "Family breakfasts are now a thing."
    "What?"
    "Yeah, we came down yesterday for breakfast and Bruce was just... there?"
    "He'd face planted into his bagel."
    "Are we all definitely sure B didn't just, I don’t know, fall asleep at the table the night before, and then try to play it casual this morning?"
    "Jason, not everyone is you after a night out-"

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    (the fic where Bruce develops a minor addiction to Parenting self-help books)

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Batfamily finding out Bruce and Slade are occasional flings but the worst part is that Alfred and Wintergreen knows first because Alfred and Wintergreen are also dating too.

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  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    "𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘶𝘭𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭?"

    The Batfamily gets an education in loopholes. Rook gets the last sandwich. Alfred does not approve of hypothetical body disposal in the rose garden. Bruce is off-world. His teenage past self eats all the sandwiches and explains, in exhaustive and deeply unsettling detail, exactly how he never broke a rule he didn't have. The Batfamily has a normal one about it.

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    14 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    (Of all the drafts I could use to introduce my AU, I prefer this one because this one’s funny to me)

    𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐕𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐬.

    ᴏʀ: ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ꜱʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴡɪʟꜱᴏɴ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏxɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ꜱᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪʀᴛʏ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅꜱ

    Author's Note: I know consent and chemistry did a lot of heavy lifting but Bruce wasn't groomed or manipulated by Slade.

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    14 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    When a routine takedown of a weapons ring goes sideways, Batman finds himself trapped in an exploding warehouse with no way out. Then Deathstroke appears—not for a contract, but for 𝘩𝘪𝘮. The rescue is brutal, efficient, and far too familiar. And when Deathstroke pulls off his mask to check Batman for a concussion, the entire Batfamily standing outside the burning building gets a front-row seat to something none of them can unsee.

    Alternatively: Five times the Bats realized Bruce and Slade have history, and one time Slade said it out loud.

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    14 Jun 2026