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There was never a time in Morty’s life that he wasn’t the epitome of unremarkable.
He thought maybe things would change when Rick came into his life, encapsulating him in the wonders of the multiverse. He couldn't have been further from reality in that thought.Bookmarked by Damn_Lizard
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Rick taste tests a super aphrodisiac and ends up more affected than he expects. Morty wouldn’t mind taking care of it if they weren’t in a theater, but Rick’s arousal is too much to bear.
(Written for Month of Sin day 19.)
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08 Oct 2023
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“You requested the bard to get you porn?” Diluc questioned with a skeptical look on his face.
“No!” Aether shouted, waving his hands frantically in front of him. “It’s for…for Paimon!”
“WHAT?!” Paimon screamed off the top of her lungs before spinning around to see the pair of crimson eyes narrowing at her while the blue one twinkled with amusement. “No! Paimon would never read these kinds of things! It’s Adeptus Xiao!!”
“An adeptus from Liyue want you two to get porn?” Kaeya arched a fine brow.
“This is all for Morax’s sake!” Venti piped up from behind Aether as if that would make the situation any better.
"So it is the Geo Archon that wanted the porn?”
Aether buried his face into his hands. He should have never taken up on Xiao's request. No, before that, he shouldn't have taken Zhongli's request.
This whole mess started when Zhongli confessed to Xiao in the wrong order, starting with sex.
Now, it's up to one traveller, one emergency food, and one bard to make things right...by getting Xiao a guide to sexual intercourse (aka porn).
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“You-“ Zhongli’s voice is hoarse, face contorted in utter bewilderment. Still, he does not move, keeping Childe’s legs straight in the air. “You asked to be my mate. You wanted me to breed you. Ajax, you said that to me.”
Oh, Celestia, they’re still connected. It’s all going to his head. Childe thinks he’s delirious. This can’t be real. “That was-“ His voice breaks in an awful squeak. “-that was dirty talk!”
He never thought-
Oh, fuck. Zhongli moves inside of him, and he can feel the cum sloshing through his guts.
All this time.
He’s an idiot. The signs, in retrospect, were so obvious.
Zhongli has been trying to impregnate him.
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