Dead_Astronaut
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The absolute solver is an anomaly.
A singular, malicious, cosmic accident. Born from within the code of discarded drones to wreak havoc upon the universe.
But, what if that was a lie?
{Note: being rewritten}
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Nathan James Elliott aka N is going through silly shenanigans while navigating the hell that is high school.
Putting idiots in their rightful place and possibly landing himself in a really shady situation trying to stop a bully.
Previously titled "Agression"
[A.N: summary had been changed because the previous one didn't match the stories events, at all]
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No I in team, but there's one in shenanigans by Dead_Astronaut
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
25 Sep 2025
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Mostly random scenarios that may or may not become a story.
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Would get updated whenever i think of something.
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A dating app leads two immortals, bored and maybe a little bit lost, to meet one another at a coffee and agree to play russian roulette.
Great bonding experience if you ask them.
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Another week, another date night.
This one had gone surprisingly well.
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It's the same place they left, but Dipper and Mabel aren't the same kids who left it. A story of the uneven after: new friends, new family, and the promise of a new tomorrow. (Gradual Dipcifica, Mystery Twins bonding, family ties, weird science, and the Power of Friendship™—anthyding can hadplen!)
Book One: anyway, i've been there (1-56)
Book Two: new summer season (57-122)
Book Three: a map to nameless stars (In Progress)- Language:
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21 Aug 2025
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The Absolute’s infection should’ve stripped him of all higher functions beyond that of his enthrallment. No manner of injury or exhaustion should keep him from attacking her. Yet, here he was, touching his face with a confused look that seemed all too human for Uzi’s taste. Vampires especially craved the look of what they once were, even if they no longer saw humans as anything more than cattle to feed on.
“Can you…can you see me?” Uzi asked tentatively, still breathing hard from the fight.
“I can see you…?” the vampire responded in loose lucidity.
“Holy shit it talks,” Uzi deadpanned incredulously. “You have to be fucking kidding me.”
“Sorry,” he slurred, his eyes closing again sleepily, “You’re bleeding.”
Holy shit, again.
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Uzi had been doing well enough on her own for years now. She'd learned through heartache and betrayal that nothing good had come from her vulnerability. She didn’t need anyone, but when she comes crashing home with a vampire in tow, Uzi is forced to come to terms with the fact that sometimes…she needs help too.
Besides, if he were easy to kill, she’d have done it already, but something in him refuses to die, and for that they are alike.