Death_013
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Middle school was already hard enough for Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman. It only got worse after a field trip to Dr. Mephesto’s lab, where the four ended up switching bodies.
Kenny worries that his immortality won’t pass over to Stan. Stan thinks that Kyle hates him. Kyle doesn’t know how to live in his crushes body while his archenemy might ruin his life at any moment. Cartman can’t decide between this being the worst thing to happen to him, or the best opportunity to make Kyle’s life a living hell.
The group must pretend like everything is normal, while they try to figure out a way to switch back and make sure that no one finds out.
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“What the hell?” Kyle murmured, grabbing at his throat as he heard the noise that came out. Now that definitely wasn’t his own voice. He knew whose voice that was. He had known that voice for all his life. Despite the recent drop due to puberty, he still knew that voice.
That was Stan’s voice.
And he was wearing Stan’s clothes.
His eyes darted around the room, but he didn’t need to look too far before he found what he was dreading. Kyle had to stifle a scream as his eyes landed on it.
His own body, lying passed out next to him.
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"About fucking time! You better not have stank up my bathroom, Jew!"
Kyle doesn't say anything, but he doesn't have to. Suddenly, he hears the clicking of their controllers stop, the gunfire on the screen ceasing before starting up again as other players kill their frozen characters. He's been staring at the carpet for too long, afraid to look up and face his best friends. When he finally has the courage, he's met with three large alphas gawking at him in utter disbelief. Their heads are all turned in his direction, eyebrows furrowed in confusion, jaws slack, and mouths agape.
Stan breaks his shock to sniff the air, probably trying to confirm the unbelievable truth he already knows, "Kyle, you smell like..."
"Like an omega." Cartman finishes.
*DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE*
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For the past two years, Craig Tucker has been working for a media company based in Denver, and for the most part he can't complain: His job is easy, the pay is great, and his boss, Kyle, is nice to look at. Craig is content, and he's pretty sure things can't possibly get any better than they already are.
Then Stan waltzes in and ruins everything.
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Kyle was only trying to synthesize the perfect purple pigment, but he ended up creating something far more interesting. And now the Elven King is convinced that Stan's the most fascinating creature in the entire kingdom. Which means that Stan has to deal with a King who has traded his royal dignity for a very sudden, very intense, and very unhealthy obsession with human anatomy.
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