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"Are you telling me," Hidan exclaims, incredulous, "that you collect money all this time to give to orphans?!"
Kakuzu pauses. He blinks a few times.
"Huh. I guess I do."
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Another Life, Another Lecter by muaaimoi
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Dreaming of Sunshine, DoS - Fandom, Naruto
04 May 2022
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In which Nara Shikako is reborn as Hannibal Lecter's twin. It changes everything and nothing at all.
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- Part 1 of Muaaimoi's DOS Fanfics
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The Losing Game by bitebackbaby
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Feb 2024
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The 119th is an exemplary battalion. They crush their opponents without pause, constantly push back the enemy with no rest.
Their General, Jedi Master Pong Krell, has received many accolades for his tremendous work in this war. No other battalion has had so many consistent victories – it only makes sense that their losses are just as high. True, they lose more soldiers than any other, but no one else has seen such overwhelming victories, either.
His Captain, CT-8118, otherwise known as 'Harbor', would really just like some space to breathe.
(aka: krell's battalion, from the beginning to the end)
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but still, bless me anyway by bitebackbaby
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
01 Feb 2024
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CG-Unit 1010 is functioning at perfectly normal parameters. It obeys orders. Enforces the law. It is not afraid of the Masters that bought it. It does not mourn the Units that fail to measure up to their exacting standards. The Behavioral Chip does not allow such aberrant behaviors.
GAR Units are given many allowances. Fox wonders, sometimes, exactly when they will face the consequences of that.
(aka: built and deployed on coruscant, the cybernetic constructs known as the coruscant guard come face to face with the rest of the galaxy, and begin to notice some discrepancies.)
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Feemor saves a random Mandalorian and earns himself the position of Jedi watchman for the sector. Now if only the mandos would stop hunting him so that he can investigate this terrorist cell in peace.
Jaster really wants to talk to the jedi who slapped the darksaber into his hands before running off. Now if only the haat'ade could track him down.
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Statistically speaking, Otter should have died three missions ago.
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“Otter,” said Morino Ibiki, voice like gravel soaked in sake. “Do you know why you’re here?”
Otter blinked, eyes innocent beneath his cracked porcelain mask. “Free dental?”
Ibiki didn’t blink. “Try again.”Or
ANBU Otter might just be the most annoying operative to have joined the workforce.
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Haruno Takeru aspires to have an easy, simple life—it’s a pity that no one else seems interested in letting it happen.
( “Someone is taking the children of Konoha,” Hiruzen says, voice rough and eyes blazing.
“I’d like your help in figuring out who.” )
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Haruno Sakura wasn't a girl, but she was. And perhaps that was what hurt her the most.
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23 Jan 2026
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This is actually some pretty good shit 😋
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Song Lan finds the source of all his life's agony unconscious and bleeding out by the side of the road.
Justice demands that Song Lan kill Xue Yang right there for his crimes against Baixue Temple, and the world.
Killing an unconscious, helpless enemy is a greatly dishonorable act and a betrayal of the values taught by Baixue Temple.
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How Do You Destroy A Soulmate? by purdypyrite for ghosthouses
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Dec 2022
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So that was fine. He had a soulmate and then lost that soulmate. He'd had two pinkies once and the loss hasn’t ever kept him down. He bounces away from his soulmate like he had from Chang Cian, knowing with utmost certainty their story wasn’t finished.
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Or, Song Lan rejects his newly found soulmate because he already has a cultivation partner thankyouverymuch. -
the family that kills together stays together by chadsuke for fellowshipper
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Mar 2025
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OR; How Mo Xuanyu found family, a boyfriend, comfort in his own skin, and committed his first murder.
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Keep My Shadow Alive by namelessdeer
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 May 2026
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Xue Yang, age 12, makes his way to the Burial Mounds and demands to be taken on as the Yiling Laozu's disciple. Some things change. Some things don't.
Features dysfunctional found family, Xue Yang Shenanigans of varying severity, and somewhat less tragedy.
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28 Dec 2025
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Best thing I ever read in ages, so yummy angsty angy boi
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The Waves are Rising and Rising by Eleanor_Fenyx, little-smartass (Linxcat)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Mar 2024
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“My doctor thinks dual cultivation would help. Sexual dual cultivation.” Nie Mingjue puffs out his now reddened cheeks, “Specifically as the party being penetrated. It — it helps for the energy exchange to be closer to the golden core, apparently.” He clears his throat. “More efficient that way. Theoretically it would have better and faster results than Song of Cleansing.”
Jin Guangyao’s ears are ringing. He’s distantly aware that his mouth is hanging open. He stares at Nie Mingjue, trying to process if he really just said what he thought he said. Slowly, he turns his head to look at Lan Xichen who — yes, Nie Mingjue definitely just said that, because Lan Xichen’s ears are bright red and he’s blinking rapidly, his own jaw dropped.
Nie Mingjue is asking to be fucked in the ass. For medical reasons.
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Three virgins with communication issues attempt to do sex magic. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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- Part 1 of The Waves are Rising and Rising
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The Price of Healing by Ehann
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2026
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In this way, over the course of some years, Mu Qingfang found himself on, well, perhaps not friendly terms with the Qing Jing peak lord, but amicable at the least. Like he had the barest measure of trust from the man. And Mu Qingfang had no intention of betraying that fragile trust.
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The Shijie Imperative by sifshadowheart
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2024
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Xiao'Beiye did *not* sign up for this.
No.
Absolutely not.
Death was bad enough, but having to endure a second life on top of it?
Rejected. Blocked. She'd like a refund now please.
Worst yet...she was in some version of a historically inaccurate and anachronistic Ancient Fantasy China in the middle of what might-have-been an assassination attempt. One that was probably going to end with her either dead or married off far too young. The only light in her particular tunnel?
Running away to Cang Qiong Mountain Sect, where they didn't care about your social status or wealth, only your potential as a cultivator. The only problem was, she *knew* that name. She knew what it implied about the future of the world around her.
And she was *not* going to stand for it.
No matter what she had to do - or who she had to piss off - to save the decent kid she met at the disciple selections, and his slave-brother, from a fate that could turn out far worse than death.
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- Part 1 of Shijie
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The Righteous and Unimpeachable Xuan Su Sword by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2025
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“Mu-shidi,” Yue Qingyuan speaks up, taking his seat at the head of the table. “Have you heard of this curse?”
“I’m afraid not,” Mu Qingfang says, shaking his head. “A curse of compulsion, with dire consequences for disobedience… I’ve heard of many similar things, but not exactly this.”
“For all we know, the perpetrator invented this little trap just for us,” Shen Qinqiu says, tapping his fan dangerously. “Tailormade to ruin us.”
“I have no secrets to hide,” Liu Qingge says, and lifts his chin challengingly at Shen Qingqiu, who bristles in return. “Do you?”
“Ah, Liu-shidi, if you don’t have any secrets then you should get some real quick!” Shang Qinghua says with bright, manic cheer, his smile and his eyes a little too wide. “The consequences for not meeting the curse’s requirements would be very very bad!”
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The Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect are stricken with a curse that forces them to reveal a secret, and they all must submit to this curse or suffer the consequences...
Yue Qingyuan wishes he were anywhere but here.
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Struggling to fulfill her dreams of becoming the next Tsunade, a freshly graduated Tenten bullies the first guy she sees using fūinjutsu into becoming her senpai.
Unfortunately, that guy is Kabuto.
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lost beneath the turning wheel by sophronist
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
10 Feb 2023
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A culture born of subservience and power had sustained itself thus for countless centuries, defiance in the face of it small but meaningful. An ember fed with the worship of free will was then dropped in the kindling of that defiance. Fan the flames with the bitter rage of another spark, and a firestorm will sweep the galaxy.
Desmond Miles and Clay Kaczmarek both expected to die, one a weary, resigned sacrificed for the sake of the world, the other the last remnants of a broken man sacrificed for one person and his own need to matter. Neither one of them ever expected to meet again after that last, desperate moment.
They were both wrong.
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in the realms of gold by itsthechocopuff
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Oct 2025
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Jocasta Nu would never admit to having favourites among the visitors to her Archives.
Yan's new padawan might just be an exception, however.
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- Part 5 of do or do not
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Got Dropped in a Second Threesome and Still Have to Work by RavingBlack
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
22 Nov 2025
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Most alphas could get through their ruts without incident if they weren’t exposed to any provocative stimuli, which usually meant sexual pheromones, aggressive alphas, or stressful factors. In that case, it could just pass like a bad fever.
For Choi, his triggering stimuli were thankfully pretty small. He could interact with strangers with no problem during his rut, and it usually took something significant to make his hormones spike like a typical alpha’s.
The “something significant” was sitting in his living room.
His blood was stirring, and his skin was heating up as rut pheromones built up like crazy beneath his clothes, as his instincts built up like lightning in a bottle about what to do with Ryu Jaekwan and Kim Soleum here to accompany him during his rut.
Or: After the events of their first threesome, Ryu Jaekwan and Kim Soleum take it upon themselves to come help out Choi with his rut.
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