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Wild Things by HotDogandFries (DerpyMcButtface), Roatf for Roatf
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Jul 2025
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For 2025 RBB with artist Roatf
Ed, Stede, and Izzy have retired to the house on the beach, and move in all their baggage. In a story that runs between the present and the distant past, even as they look to the future, their personal histories have a hold on them. Things come to a boiling point when they catch Izzy cutting to cope with the stress.
warning: graphic depiction of self-harm. contains non-sexy sex scenes.
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The Lady in Mink by DerpyMcButtface, HotDogandFries (DerpyMcButtface)
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
20 May 2023
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A wealthy socialite and tabloid darling is found dead in her car, with 500,000 real gone missing. Harry, Kim, and professional third wheel Junior Officer Minot head to opulent estates and glitzy high society of East Revachol for the case of The Lady in Mink. Who would kill a woman worth more alive than dead? Where is the R500k? And what exactly qualifies as a canape anyways?
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=====UPDATED WITH MISSING CHAPTER (4)=====
“Come on Jean, it isn’t a big deal, we do worse shit than sucking a little bit of dick everyday,” Harry interrupted. “And it’s just one dick. It doesn’t count. Sucking dick only counts if you like, suck.. Ten dicks. Ten, Jean. You’re nowhere near the dick quota limit.”
Jean breathed through his teeth. “There is no such thing as a dick quota, Shitkid, once you suck a dick, you’ve sucked a dick."
In order to stop the distribution of a new and deadly street drug, Jean goes undercover as a male prostitute to get to a drug lord, and is very bad at it.
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Precinct 41: Supernatural Resources Division by HotDogandFries (DerpyMcButtface)
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
09 Oct 2022
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Per RCM policy, all supernaturals must be supervised and under the control of a human handler. This is critical especially in an urban policing setting. Although there is always some element of risk, under the right leadership supernaturals can accomplish things that no human can dream of.
Slice of life following Lt. Kitsuragi and his two charges.
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PERCEPTION: You don’t smile- not in the way most people can see. Your annual evaluations at the 57th always noted that you came off as stoic, standoffish. You’ve been told to smile more, to be more expressive. your coworkers would feel more comfortable around you if you didn’t look like…that.
VOLTA: But Harry can see the smile. He sees it in the corners of your eyes, the little tells in your eyebrows. He can see you smile just fine.
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Owing a favor, Izzy Hands, formerly of the band Queen Anne’s Revenge, goes on a podcast.
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Bookmarked by HotDogandFries (DerpyMcButtface)
20 Mar 2026
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line my eyes and call me pretty by second_hand_heaven
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Jul 2022
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" “Stede Bonnet,” Ed says, “there’s someone I’d like you to meet.”
“Isabelle,” comes her raspy reply. “You can call me Isabelle.”
Stede's smile widens even further. “A beautiful name for a beautiful woman. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, Miss Isabelle,” Stede says, taking her hand so softly in his own before bringing it to his lips. It’s tender, barely a whisper of a kiss, but when Stede’s eyes flick up to catch her own, there’s a knowing fire burning there that is the furthest thing from gentlemanly. "
In which the best fuckery of all is a good old-fashioned gender fuckery.
Bookmarked by HotDogandFries (DerpyMcButtface)
21 Jan 2026
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Ed and Stede arrange a wildly elaborate roleplay with Izzy in a dress and remember to let Izzy know, like, three hours in. Featuring: soft body worship! Ye olde car sex! Erotic misogyny! Two very sappy men fucking Izzy Hands' hysteria right out of him!
Bookmarked by HotDogandFries (DerpyMcButtface)
19 Jan 2026
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Is It Such A Sin, For Me To Take What's Mine, Until The End Of Time? by Moonlessnite, Trashass
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Jun 2025
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- Part 2 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2025
Bookmarked by HotDogandFries (DerpyMcButtface)
18 Jan 2026
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To look right through (to the other side) by Sharktheme112
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Oct 2023
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Edward handed Stede his spyglass and pointed him towards the ship. “Here, check it out.”
“I see a lot of canons” Stede mumbled, uneasily. “Hand the spyglass to Izzy,” Edward said, without acknowledging that Izzy was, in fact, standing right next to him. Izzy ignored it, focussing instead on finding whatever Edward had seen that got him so riled up.“Fuck me, that’s Sam Bellamy’s crew, isn’t it?”
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It's been a few weeks since the Kraken's reign ended, but the relationship between Edward and Izzy remains completely fractured. When an old acquaintance shows up, Izzy is forced to decide between leaving the Revenge and trying to salvage what's left of them. Also featuring some ahistorical flashbacks, a Captain Stede Bonnet who is trying his best, and quite a bit of homoerotic sword fighting
Bookmarked by HotDogandFries (DerpyMcButtface)
27 Jun 2025