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you're everything, we're everyone who is or ever was, forever by JediMom2021
Fandoms: Cars (Pixar Movies)
07 Jun 2026
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Paul Hudson was five years old when he learned what a soul mark is. When he had so many hopes and dreams, spending days and nights wondering what his might be like. When he still hoped with whatever childish magic he had left, that maybe there was something good waiting for him beyond all the shit thrown his way.
But — dreams can shatter.
(Or: the AU parental soulmate story of Doc and Lightning; because they were made for each other. In every way.) (The five times Doc didn't want a soulmate, and the one time he's glad to have one.)
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13 Jun 2026
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“You are out of your fucking mind. I thought you were dead, I grieved, I mourned. I saved the fucking world, but I felt nothing. Because you were dead Arthur.”
"I haven't felt anything for so long."
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Eggsy ignores Harry after his return, when they are locked in a room the truth comes out.Series
- Part 3 of One Seccond Too Late
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07 Jun 2026
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A Day at the Fair by Mochas N Mayhem (KoohiiCafe) for anarchycox
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
29 Jul 2016
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“That fool grin of his reminds me something fierce of your own.”
“Excuse you?”
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07 Jun 2026
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Daisy is kidnapped, and the new Arthur forbids Eggsy from aiding in the rescue mission. Eggsy's never been the obedient type. Someday, that's going to get him in serious trouble.
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07 Jun 2026
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“I ain’t never had a father, really,” Eggsy muttered.
Eggsy confesses to a comatose Harry Hart.
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07 Jun 2026
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This is a collection of ordinary things in extraordinary people's lives, because when it comes down to it Kingsman agents are still people and some people constantly misplace their keys.
Others forget to pick up groceries. Or never learned how to iron.
And sometimes the kettle doesn't work.
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07 Jun 2026
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When a mission ends in blood, Eggsy tries to wash his sins away.
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07 Jun 2026
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Six o’clock, save the world. Seven o’clock, sit the fuck right back down.
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- Part 5 of KingsSHIELD
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06 Jun 2026
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Thwarting an enemy is all in a day’s work. Thwarting a nightmare is a new privilege entirely.
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- Part 7 of KingsSHIELD
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06 Jun 2026
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Harry refuses to let another Unwin die on his watch.
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06 Jun 2026
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Merlin and Harry both blink at him from across the table, and Eggsy swears this used to be funny. It’s not funny anymore.
Well. Maybe it’s a little funny.
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06 Jun 2026
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The world's been saved, and Merlin's stuck picking up the broken pieces back at HQ. Some pieces turn out to be considerably less broken than others.
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06 Jun 2026
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Break my soul... But don't touch him by batnsons (greywritesstuff)
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
14 Oct 2021
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How they ended up here really isn’t important. What is important is that now they’re here, trussed up in chains along the wall, Harry on the opposite wall to Eggsy. And that in and of itself makes Harry more anxious than the chains around his wrists and ankles, makes him more anxious than the tray two men are wheeling in loaded with various tools and painful implements. Because Eggsy is across the room from him, a good 8 feet away, and Harry can’t reach him. It fills him with a dread so deep, a feeling of discomfort so severe it feels like his very insides are crawling with molten lava. They haven’t pulled the blindfold off Eggsy yet, and Harry feels a blinding rage when the squeak of the metal wheels pulls a barely noticeable flinch from the younger man.
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Harry and Eggsy are kidnapped, and their captors soon discover that Harry has a weakness: Eggsy.
{written for whumptober 2021 day 12, prompts torture | made to watch | begging}
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- Part 3 of Whumptober 2021
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06 Jun 2026
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In which Eggsy has a combination of secret packrat habits from his chav life and an extremely reasonable paranoia of running out of supplies mid-mission. He also has no shits left for dealing with Merlin's self-sacrificing crap.
aka In which there are two canisters of the freeze spray.
aka Eggsy gives no shits; they all better fucking live.Series
- Part 1 of Kingsman: The Golden Circle — fix-it's
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06 Jun 2026
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Harry tends to an injured Eggsy post-mission. Thing is, Eggsy doesn't know that Harry's alive. Well, not YET anyway.
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06 Jun 2026
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Merlin keeps everyone together, even when the world has shaken a bit on its axis. Good thing Harry's on his way home for a cuddle.
Post-film, missing scene/alternative ending, focussing on Merlin caring for everyone during the comedown from V-day and Harry's return.
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06 Jun 2026
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A train winds through a stormy night. Blanc & his family are sleepy & warm inside.
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- Part 5 of Found Family Detective Agency
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04 Jun 2026
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When Connor's hurt during a fight with a deviant, he suffers damage to his thermoregulator, leaving him far too hot and far too achy for comfort.
(Original prompt: Maybe Connor takes a blow while trying to catch a deviant? He is able to convince Hank that he’s fine (since he sincerely doesn’t feel too bad) but after a few days he starts to realize something is wrong. Maybe his temperature regulation was damaged so he’s always either burning hot or freezing cold, and has minor damage to a internal components (not enough to be serious) that just leaves him feeling really achy and bad all around. Maybe some Concerned Dad Hank too?)
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03 Jun 2026
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He cursed himself under his breath. Probably this was just some ridiculous fancy social-programming-algorithm-whatchamacallit-thing, just a code designed to manipulate humans into giving Connor (and by extension, Cyberlife) whatever he wanted. Probably it wasn’t real at all. But fuck if Hank wasn’t falling for it anyway.
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02 Jun 2026
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It was with great horror that he realised his body wasn't as repulsed as his brain while gazing upon the display. Sat on the altar, the cause of his current frustrations appeared almost divine. His skin looked warm under the candlelight, framed by the reds and greens pouring in from the stained glass, skin inviting his touch, looking like his lips would melt if they were taken between his own. His hair spilled over velvet covered shoulders like fine silk, curling out from the moisture in the air, resembling dark wine from where the light poured. Green eyes glinted with mischief, always appearing younger than they truly were. His elegant fingers tapped silently on the altar, counting each second with remarkable precision.
Mizrak's body was starting to get less than virtuous ideas.
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Or: Olrox fucks Mizrak over an altar.
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31 May 2026