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    Alya, bless her fangirl heart, doesn't always get everything right. It's the job of the two superheroes she adores to set her informational blog straight and keep a little entertainment going in the comment section. The real issue here is that they don't know how to hold back.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    After you’ve known Matches Malone long enough, you get used to him telling you about his kids. Not that his kids know about it.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    exactly what the series name says, but I want to change it to be something more creative at some point

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    16 May 2026

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    Picture, if you will, a shiny new High General Obi-Wan who has just been given control of the GAR on the logic he's the only Jedi with war experience. Except he's never actually organized an army before, and he needs help.

    Enter Co-High General Jocasta Nu, who runs the GAR like she would the Archive. Everything organized and cataloged, her precious Collection now expanded to include the entire GAR.

    And well, she's a librarian....

    The Sith never stood a chance.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.

    (From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)

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    27 Mar 2026