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  1. Rec 63

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    There are a handful of things that Geto Suguru already knows about Gojo Satoru, all of which are against his will.

    That’s he’s a know-it-all. That he’s an asshole. That he makes it his life’s mission to be the bane of everyone else’s existence, and succeeds — because the prick succeeds at everything he tries.

    Geto Suguru assumes there isn’t much else to learn. Eavesdropping on a rejected confession and a conversation about foreign wordplay is enough to make him reconsider.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    世界上最可爱的gego校园文

  2. Rec 24

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    "Are you okay?"

    Satoru's stupid mouth has to go and say, in front of the most gorgeous man he's ever seen, “Yeah, now that you’re here.”

    The man’s face drops and Satoru thinks for a terrifying second that they’ll have to roll him out of this damn cafe in a casket—not that he’d mind that Handsome Guy’s face is the last thing he’d see.

    Then, like the goddamn heavens have just split open the sky, an angel's choir meets his ears. Handsome Guy is giggling. Giggling in every sense of the word; eyes squinted and crinkled with joy, hair slipping over his shoulder like an oil spill, a hint of sharp canines behind curved lips. Sure, it’s more of a chuckle but let a man dream.

    “Sorry, that was terrible,” Satoru says, with a small, totally cool chuckle of his own. “I’m not usually that bad at pick up lines.”

    “Yeah,” Handsome Guy agrees, stepping up to the counter to rest a hand against it and lean across it with a smile. “That was pretty bad.”
     

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    Satoru is very poor and very in love with a mysterious rich man he meets at his cafe job that seems to be holding more secrets than he's letting on--not that Satoru can speak, he's got too many of his own to count.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    ch7
    必读的一百个黑帮au(我说的)

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    Suddenly, a wisp of light.

    It is familiar, comforting, inviting. It urges him, frantic yet gentle as it pushes him towards the surface.

    And then he sees him.
    Bright blue eyes blink at him like a lighthouse in the night, cutting through the darkness and fog, guiding him back home.

    “How long are you gonna let yourself be used like this, Suguru?”

    Those words feel like a punch to the gut. He starts thrashing and struggling against the black quicksand trapping him.
    It hurts. It hurts so much. Still he keeps pushing. Because Satoru needs him.

    Finally, he is free.

    He looks up and finds himself face to face with Satoru, who is still kneeling with his hands tied behind his back by the Prison Realm and is looking straight back at him.

    All the defiance and aggression from earlier is gone from his eyes, replaced instead by a familiar softness.
    Satoru smiles, weak and tired, but sincere nonetheless.

    “Welcome back, Suguru.”

    〜〜〜
    Suguru gains back control of his body in Shibuya. Satoru is thrilled, everyone else not so much.

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    25 May 2026

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    A story where Gojo didn't- couldn't kill Suguru Geto that day and the windfall that came with his weakness in that moment.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Yaga levels them all with a look. "You're being reassigned."

    Shoko sighs. Oh boy.

    Twin scrapes can be heard as Satoru and Suguru leap up, voices overlapping in protest.

    or, Satoru and Suguru get separate assignments; this is widely considered a bad move

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    12 May 2026

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    两只毛茸茸的家产……