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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    "Ian," he hears Lip say, as he continues to watch Mickey talk with Debbie and Carl.

    "Hm?" he says, and immediately snaps his head towards his brother with a swear as Lip elbows him in the side. "Hey! What the fuck?"

    Lip points at him, face deadly serious except for a little bit of mirth in his eyes. "Behave yourself. Stop eye-fucking Mickey from across the room."

    "I am not—" he goes to defend himself, feels the way his ears burn when Lip just levels him with a deadpan stare. "Shut up."

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    Or, Mickey wears a suit and Ian goes a little crazy when he isn't the only person who notices.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Despite all the supposed trips to the tavern none of the knights have seen Merlin drunk. They decide to rectify that. A poor decision, really.

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    28 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    Just Mickey complying with his husband duties and making sure Ian never has to worry about refilling his meds ever again

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Shane: You know, believe it or not, eating women out actually wasn't my favorite pastime
    Ilya: Sure.
    Shane: Ilya. I’m GAY
    Ilya: Not too gay to eat lots of pussy

    In which the women Shane has slept with share their experiences on social media, Shane and Ilya both react totally normally, and Hayden would like some clarity on his best friend's sex life

    A sequel to "ten out of ten"

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Shane finally takes it upon himself to get Ilya to quit smoking. (completely and for real this time) Shane’s not the most convincing person on the planet, but he does know how to speak Ilya's language and that language involves his body. He just hopes he can be more addictive than cigarettes.
    “I had an idea, though. An idea you might like…you might also hate it.”
    Ilya cocked an eyebrow, “Okay?”
    “What if, if you really need a cigarette, instead, you use your favourite distraction?”
    Ilya scrunched up his face, “What is my favourite distraction?”
    “Me…I mean…I thought…right?” Shane instantly second-guessed himself and got embarrassed.
    Ilya had a beaming smile, “Yes, you are very good distraction, definitely my favourite.” Ilya brushed a hand against Shane’s cheek and gave him a quick peck on the lips.
    Shane beamed at the gesture, “So instead of smoking…if you’re craving a cigarette, instead you can do anything to me you want.”
    “Anything I want?” Ilya's eyes widened at the notion.
    “Anything you want, but if you fail and you do have a smoke…then you don’t get me at all.”
     
    Or: Shane uses sex to make Ilya quit smoking

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    30 May 2026