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    Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.

    But this guy seems different.

    Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.

    wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy

    Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.

    (Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)

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    12 Jun 2025

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    No one knows what the Council is hiding, but the effects ripple throughout the galaxy. Anakin knows he is loved. Former slaves are freed. A long-lost Master and his Padawan are returned to the Temple. No one understands how Obi-Wan Kenobi does these things, but they are grateful for it anyway.

    A time-travel story from the points of view of everyone but the time travelers. Also my first ever fanfiction. Updates every Monday now, starting 4/20!

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    01 Oct 2020

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    The Lasat grunted at the mild sting of the ex-Imperial's electrostaff, but the look on his face as he spun to face him was all elation – elation and invitation.

    "You like it hard? Is that what I'm hearin' from you, Agent Kallus?" he challenged, licking his lips before delivering several quick, thrusting blows with his bo-rifle.

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    Why sparring and an excess of sexual tension can be dangerous to your health...from a certain point of view.

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    30 Aug 2020

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    "Ask," she said.
    "No, no, it's alright," Obi-Wan said, startled at her abruptness.
    "I won't offer an answer again," Alana replied. Obi-Wan hesitated before speaking again.
    "Why did you leave the Order?"

    Alana has spent much of her life running from her destiny. She ran from the Jedi Order, from her family, and now she must make a choice. Does she run away from her feelings? Or does she rise above and become a great Jedi in the face of all odds?

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    13 Aug 2020