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    “I already have an escape plan,” Deadpool says. He grabs Peter’s wrist, raises it above his head, and then digs his thumb into Peter’s spinneret.

    Or: Peter gets bitten by a spider, immediately runs into Deadpool, and later keeps running into him, but as Spider-Man. Also, spinnerets. Okay, mainly: spinnerets.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    “Please,” Peter says, followed by a sentence he never expected to come out of his mouth. “I’ll do anything.”

    Deadpool stills. Peter didn’t even realize he was moving — swaying, shifting, breathing — until he stopped. “Anything?”

    Or: Spider-Man needs a favor. In return, he offers to have sex with Deadpool once a week for an entire year. Any time, any place.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Peter finally has a day to himself, and he decides to relax, maybe take out a couple of toys. But then Deadpool comes by and finds this remote on the counter and oh God the vibrator's still inside of him.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    GOD

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    “Slow and steady,” Deadpool confirms, and he grabs Peter’s wrists and positions his thumbs over them. Peter watches them descend, holding his breath. Gloved fingers meet skin and Peter gasps, his wrists flexing in Deadpool’s grip as his body arches of its own volition. “Shit, it’s that painful?”

    “S’fine,” Peter slurs, his teeth gritted. “Just keep going.” And why does he say that? Why doesn’t he just tell Deadpool to stop, that he’ll do it himself even if it takes longer?

    Or: Spider-Man and Deadpool are trapped. Peter has a plan to escape, but it depends on the natural webbing he can make from his spinnerettes, which only produce silk when stimulated. Deadpool points out that Peter could produce twice as much if he just let him do the stimulating.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    If he’s being honest, the second he decided he wasn’t going to go to the ER, he knew he’d be calling Wade. He’s done disgusting favors for Wade before, like collecting his scattered body parts and putting them back together. He’s reached his fingers into various cavities in Wade’s body to remove shrapnel and bullets and glass and all manner of things so that Wade wouldn’t have to heal around it.

    And, really, digging through your friend’s blood and guts is more disgusting than digging through their ass, right? If anything, Wade owes him this.

    Or: Peter gets a vibrator stuck in his ass. He calls Wade to help him get it out.

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