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    Timothy Jackson Drake is dead. Or at least, it feels like he should be.

    Bruce is still missing. Tim feels as though he’s been tortured and violated to the point he should be classified as dead. Apparently, the afterlife is run by a half-dead teenager who keeps throwing eldritch creatures at problems (this alone makes Tim want to die). But that’s not the worst part…

    Lucius just transferred ownership of Wayne Enterprises to him.

    Tim almost laughs. What a waste.

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    dead Red Robin gets hired into a cosmic emergency hotline disguised as customer service and discovers the universe is held together with duct tape, spite, and Phantom-brand energy drinks. (ft. tim’s “thought non-existent” guardian angel, bruce’s return causing issues on a celestial scale, the timeline where emotional literacy apparently does not exist, grotesquely optimistic discussions on what a soulmate is, awe-levels of stupidity, violence (read: affectionate), the rage-baiting of Lex Luthor to prevent interdimensional collapse, and more!) [not necessarily in this order.]

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    18 Jun 2026

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    There’s not really a point in owning a car, especially with the cost of insurance. With the threat of student debt looming overhead like a cloud, Bernard can’t afford to buy a car without help, and there’s no way he’ll ever ask Tim.

    So Bernard doesn’t really drive. He’s happy to let his weirdly specific driving skills get swept under the rug, because the thing he has with Tim still feels delicate and new, and he doesn’t want to ruin it by bringing up that his uncle was in a gang and hey, he just happened to teach Bernard how to drive. Bernard wants to avoid any kind of conversation around crime in Gotham, actually. Especially after what happened in high school.

    It’s not like he’s ever going to need to drive a getaway car, anyway. As far as Bernard is concerned, it’ll never come up.

    Bernard learned to drive from his henchman uncle. The last place he expects to use this skill is at a dinner with his boyfriend's family.

    timbern week 2023 day #3 "Be Gay Do Crime" | Dowd Crime Family | Making Out In The Batmobile Dick's van

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    16 Jun 2026

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    For his whole life, Neige Le Blanche believed that fairy tales aren't real even when he is reincarnated as the boy version of snow white in a parallel world.

    All his life, he held the belief that he didn't need any prince charming or a princess to save him from his troubles and misery.

    He can save himself.

    However, after discovering the truth about Vil Schoenheit's view of him, Neige Le Blanche was forced to face a harsh reality.

    Ah...

    Somehow, and someway... This strict and reliable senior of his ended up the 'Prince Charming' in Neige's reality.

    However, because of his Rose-tinted view of the very reliable and kind senior, Neige Le Blanche doesn't realize that his prince charming wasn't prince charming at all but the Evil Queen himself.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Tim is grateful Hood leaves promptly, in any case, because that means he doesn’t see Tim crawl the last few feet into his house.

     

    [Jack and Janet die uneventfully— at the hands of a home intruder, at 3:41 in the morning on a Thursday. Two gunshots. Tim’s entire world comes to a screeching halt at 3:44, when he finds their bodies.]

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    11 Jun 2026