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five little fingers wrapped around mine by TheyDontBurnLikeUs_27
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
06 May 2026
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"You've acquired a child" Arthur says in a weird tone and Bruce blinks "Wait whose kid is that?" Oliver is glancing over the room like he thinks someone else is going to appear out of thin air and claim Tim. Against his own common sense Bruce clutches Tim closer, the four-year-old shifting into a more comfortable position in his lap.
"Daddy, blanket" Tim murmurs, tugging on his cape for emphasis as the room goes unnaturally quiet. Bruce doesn't respond verbally, too busy assessing his coworkers confusing reactions as he wraps Tim carefully in his cloak, the little boy promptly smushes his face back into Bruce's chest.
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Bruce is forced to introduce a sick Tim to the Justice League.
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15 May 2026
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The Study Of Batology by maroonio
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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Fanfic of another fanfic, heavily inspired by "Operation: I am Human" by StandingBi.
The Justice League believes Batman is a cryptid due to his tendency to use bird calls, hisses and grunts rather than words, odd mannerisms and other pieces of evidence that don't help Bruce's case. He struggles to clear the misunderstanding and continues making poor social decisions, which only fuels the fire.
Chap 1: Hal gets the crazy idea to flash a laser pointing during a Justice League meeting. Bruce believes a sniper has somehow broken into headquarters, and chases after the laser. Everyone gravely misinterprets the situation, believing it to be some sort of instinctual urge. It spirals into something comedic, and entirely avoidable.
+ Various instances of the JL charting Bruce’s poor social skills to an animalistic instinct.
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15 May 2026
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Doctor's Orders by The_Moon_Lost_Its_Love
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons)
20 Sep 2025
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Prompt #1: Sick!Harvey gets taken care of by med student!Bruce.
"Harvey, up." Oh boy, he never sat up so fast, his aching head seemingly worsen but it was worth it. Bruce huffs, concern growing steadily, "C'mon, eat some crackers and then drink this pill." Harvey hated medicines but one look from Bruce made him cave so fast he swallowed the crackers and the pill in a span of two minutes. He lays back down, Bruce huffs again and takes off his own blazer and settled next to Harvey, "You'll get sick too, y'know." Remarked Harvey and that drew a sharp scoff from Bruce, "I know, I'm a med student. Now, can it before I actually force a sleeping pill down your throat to shut you up."
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07 Apr 2026
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He could be putting me out of my misery and I wouldn’t care. Maybe when I’m dead I will. I’ll haunt him. Mess up his bookshelves and change the codes on his armory.
“You’ll do no such thing, Baby Bear. Touch my books, dead or alive, and I’ll make your life/unlife hell.”
“I need to stop thinking out loud.”
“Nah, keep it up, Replacement. It’s hilarious. Just be glad I’m not recording it.”
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- Part 6 of Myth-Bats
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12 Mar 2026
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Which Book Do You Wanna Read Tonight? by Just_AliAnne261
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
18 Oct 2024
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Why does Papyrus have Sans read bedtime stories to him if he doesn't sleep?
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- Part 9 of Skeletwins Side Stories
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26 Jan 2026