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    Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a nice life, splitting themselves between the bookshop and their new cottage in the South Downs. They enjoy freedom from worry about interference from Heaven and Hell. After thousands and thousands of years of mutual pining, these two idiots have finally made out and learned how to give themselves absolute pleasure. They spend a lot of time connecting carnally. Crowley takes a new effort out for a spin and within a few weeks, they realize that ALL of Crowley's female-presenting reproductive anatomy is actually in place, leading to two positive lines on a pregnancy test. Lots of sex, lots of domestic fluff, and a bunch of pregnancy shenanigans ensue.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    On the Thursday after the world didn't end, Crowley had brought him a present of hot cross buns.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    It doesn't occur to Crowley to tempt Aziraphale until approximately 5,900 years into their relationship.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Retirement is a four-letter word.

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    28 Oct 2025