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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    At first, Lois is unconvinced. She’s been since the moment she flipped through his file. His résumé is riddled with vague location markers— Jarangpur, Nepal, Patagonia—and small-league writing credits. His work isn’t bad, per se— it’s just not memorable. Then, we have to talk about that web search. Seriously. The man might as well live under a rock for all she knows. She had expected, at the very least, a LinkedIn profile, but what she got instead was: “Clark Kent wins tractor pull at Smallville County Fair” — courtesy of the Smallville Gazette, population 47,000 (give or take a few cows), and whose website hasn’t been updated since 2015. As unredeemable proof was a photo of a grinning young man in flannel and what looks like an extremely offended chicken. No, she's not making that stuff up.

    This is my take on Lois & Clark, which are, in my opinion, one of the greatest couples in fiction. It is mostly an office romance with lots of fluff and a bit of hurt/comfort and family drama. In other words, when Superman meets "Friends" and "the Office". Loosely inspired from the James Gunn movie.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    "I’m a world-class reporter. Nothing rattles me.”

    Clark turns, looking her straight in the eye. “Marry me, Lois.”

     

    or Lois Lane confronts some commitment issues on an impromptu trip to Smallville.

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    20 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    Lois says, “Nietzsche’s vision of what every human could be. The smartest, fastest, kindest version of yourself. Übermensch. This new guy, he’s a—a superman.”

    Contrary to popular belief, Clark Kent did not name Superman.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    She only gets lonely once every few months. She has a Pulitzer. It’s a compromise she’s learned to live with..

    Or, Lois Lane doesn't really date. Clark might change that.

     

    Clois Week 2025: With the Daily Planet gang

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    16 Jun 2026

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    "So you know about the hypno glasses? They make his face look different in your brain when he wears them, so you don't know who he is."

    or, Lois doesn't understand the new intern. Especially his ridiculously thick rimmed frames.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Clark kicks his feet the entire rest of his way back to the Planet, spinning gunshots and grandfathers and conversations between kids who don’t know any better through his mind until Lois’s coffee is practically cold.

    Wrong place, wrong time.

     

    Just got in the way.

     

    He grits his teeth as the elevator doors to the Planet slide closed in front of him.

     

    “Tell him nothing, Superman.”

     

    That wasn’t how it happened.

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    OR: In the aftermath of Luthor and a clone and a rift that nearly swallows Metropolis, there's only one hero's story Clark Kent wants to tell.

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    13 Jun 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 34

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    Lois isn't jealous. She’s just slightly displeased with the situation.

    Across the room, the woman lightly touches Clark’s arm, Lois’s eyes narrow.

    or, Lois proves she's immune to jealousy by thinking about it excessively and making out with her boyfriend

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    02 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 29

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    Clark is going to ruin everything he and Lois have by asking her out on a date. Or, at least, that's what Lois thinks is going to happen.

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    02 Jun 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 7

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    Ostensibly, Jon was all Clark; he had a head full of unruly jet-black hair, moss-colored eyes, and a toothy smile. But Clark knew better. Little Jon was Lois through-and-through.

    Or: Batman has Robin, Flash has Kid Flash, Green Arrow has Speedy - and then there’s Lois Lane and one-year-old Jon Kent.

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    17 May 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 41

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    Everybody can see the way Clark and Lois look at each other. Everyone except Clark.
    *Smallville 5+1 Clois falling AU

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    03 Apr 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 56

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    Lois: I thought, you know, the ride would give us a chance to get past the whole kiss-and-run of it all and get to know each other better.

    Clark: Better? You tell me the color of your underwear every day. What else is there to know?

    --9x08, Idol

    I needed an explanation on THIS RIGHT HERE, so I wrote it. Enjoy!

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    26 Mar 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 37

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    Lois comes back. Lois remembers.

    And everything changes.

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    26 Mar 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 87

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    She wasn't entirely sure how she was supposed to get any work done under these conditions. Especially not with a bum hand and a partner who seemed capable of doing little more but grinning at her from his desk.

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    26 Mar 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 75

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    Committed - AU

    What if Clark had answered the question posed to him while he and Lois were being held by the jeweler? What would be the consequences of the truth getting out?

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    15 Mar 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 75

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    "Smallville!? Damn! No no no, this cannot be. I am NOT married to Clark Kent. But there was no doubt as to who the hunk in the bed was. He looked a bit older, and his hair was shorter. But it was him, no doubt. Matching ring on his finger and all. She felt a bit ashamed that she had just drooled over his body, but still. She had always known that he was hot, and not only because of his body. She had just preferred not to think about that if she could help it. And his dorky, bumbling, farm boy style certainly helped her forget it most of the time. One thing was certain though. She was in no hurry to speak with him right now…"

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    Or another time travel story in which the married couple Lois and Clark somehow switch bodies with their younger selfes. How did this happen? And how will they get back home...?

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    14 Mar 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 27

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    This is an idea of the offscreenville shenanigans in Committed with Clark trying to wrangle a drunk Lois and take care of her. .

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    13 Mar 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 87

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    What if Bride was like a Groundhog Day type of situation? Clark falls asleep after the whole event and keeps reliving the day over and over until he finally changes and rectifies a specific significant moment? How might the day end up differently?

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    13 Mar 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 31

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    Lois tried to keep her eyes from rolling. This was just her luck. Here she was, thinking finally, being chief stew was bringing in some perks, getting to have a cabin all to herself for the entire charter season. Sure, she could tell the deckies had been working a little extra hard. There’d been some chaos on deck, especially during docking. But could they really not just make it through the season with three deckhands and a bosun? And why does it have to be Lois’ problem that the new deckhand needs a place to sleep? What kind of yacht has the chief stew bunking with a junior deckhand, anyway?

     

    Or, an alternate universe where Lois Lane and Clark Kent meet as members of the crew on a charter yacht and have to share a cabin together. How long will Lois stay annoyed at how much room Clark takes up in their tiny cabin before she thinks of something more useful for him to do?

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    5,267

    12 Mar 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 3

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    “This place is gonna be great. Josh from the sports desk said it was amazing and,” he paused for emphasis, “it’s kosher.”

    “Oh, cool,” Lois said, erasing her lead to try one more time. “So you keep kosher?”

    “What?” Clark’s voice was befuddled. “I’m not Jewish.”
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    Clark really wants to get this date right.

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    04 Mar 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 11

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    Back at the booth, Cat was watching the two with rapt attention. “So,” Cat prompted the table, “how long has that been going on for?”
    “How long has what been goin’ on for?” Ron asked, genuinely confused. Cat pointed at Clark and Lois, and Ron guffawed. “Kent?! And Lane? Absolutely not.”
    “Oh c’mon, you guys can’t tell me you aren’t seeing what I’m seeing right now,” Cat pushed back, looking intently at all of the men in the booth with her. Ron and Jimmy shook their heads confusedly at her.

    —-
    The Daily Planet Gang go out for drinks and karaoke.

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    13 Feb 2026

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