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Yokozawa Takafumi does not need any more complications. The increasing, daily presence of Kirishima Zen is more than enough. But now he finds himself plagued by mortifying romantic dreams, each featuring a different man! Will life ever go back to normal again?
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A struggling college student makes a deal with handsome, wealthy author. What happens when their glossy contract is no longer enough to satisfy? [Lame Secret Santa 2021 Gift!]
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Par for the Course by You Me and Teddy Bears (Eleadoe)
Fandoms: Junjou Romantica, Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi
29 Jan 2025
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Five days before Asahina and Isaka's birthday, a delivery is made to their shared office.
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A Cut Above The Rest: Shine, Emeralds, Shine! by You Me and Teddy Bears (Eleadoe) for sekaiichis
Fandoms: Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi
11 Oct 2024
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Onodera Ritsu is your average, mundane office worker, pushing thirty and hoping he won't get fired. That is until the day he comes face-to-face with a monster, a talking bunny fairy, and an extremely handsome magical man. Oh, and now he has magic powers too?
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Takahashi Misaki had many plans for his last year of high school. Falling in love with his brother's boyfriend was not one of them.
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In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
With Draco Malfoy.
Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.
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27 Dec 2024
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The Watergaw by smokybaltic
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Of her lover’s many faults and arguable virtues, he's never late. So when 8 o’clock runs into 10, 12 ticks into 2, and Hermione's third note of rationally tempered concern flies unanswered back to sender, she panics.
“He's probably sick,” says Harry. “You both work in a hospital. The place where diseases live.”
“When has he ever,” says Hermione, “failed to advertise a twinge?”
Outside the Malfoy Manor gates, the grass is green.
Inside the fence—
“Go home,” says Harry gravely.
“Go to hell,” Hermione replies.
And because that is that, they plod up the drive and strain open the door to a landscape of ominous white.
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24 Apr 2026
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In 2003 Lord Voldemort won the war against the Order of Phoenix, destroying what was left of it. Seventeen years later, Draco Malfoy is an alcoholic who lives alone in a decaying Malfoy Manor with nothing else to keep him company but his solitude. Everything changes when a long believed dead witch is dragged to Azkaban and to save her from a future worse than death, Draco must take her with him.
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When his grey eyes found her, he felt his stomach twisting inside his body. Her small figure was sitting in the furthest corner of the cell, with her arms wrapped around the legs she had bent to cover her nudity. A cascade of dark tangled curls rounded her oval face. Her chin was resting on the limited space between her knees. Her jaw was set. Her wrists and her ankles were covered by manacles from which started the chains that ended on the walls. She was so immobile that she might as well be under some petrifying spell but, whatever they had done to her, they didn’t manage to extinguish the fire in her eyes.
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- Part 1 of Crimson Seeds
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24 Apr 2026