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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Based on my tumblr post
    Dispatcher is a true hero of his team. He is the one who stands between superheroes and the ultimate evil - entitled idiotic subscribers. Customer service powers of SDN call center operator are at full display for the team to witness

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    14 Mar 2026

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    Loving someone and being loved by them allows people to leave marks on each other using their souls as paint.

    So, why is Robert’s skin untouched by any paint?

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Flustering A Stone Wall
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    Z-Team's dispatcher has been described, both by them and others, as a 'perpetually dead inside motherfucker'. He never seems to get bashful, or worked up, at any of their goddamn flirtations.

    Maybe they've just been going about it the wrong way
    [Or: different times Z-Team has accidentally flustered Robert through displays of care]

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Robert fills up the glass he's been trying to remove a questionable stain from and empties it in a fluid movement over his shoulder, enjoying the indignant squawk it produces before all noise ceases. Blessed silence.

    "You gotta stop doing this near the sources of water," Robert comments lazily, turning around to lean back against the sink. He smirks at the sight of Flambae. Dripping wet, and eyes wild. Pathetic.

    "Just you wait until I set you on fire in your sleep," Flambae says through gritted teeth, fingers twitching as if he's trying to summon his fire despite the water impairing him.

    "Bringing kinky shit into the bedroom already?" Robert quips. He crosses his arms, not cowed in the slightest by the other's larger frame.

     

    or; Flambae's apartment is destroyed during the attack. He forces his way into staying at Robert's instead.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    “Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.

    Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”

    “Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.

    Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?

    Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.

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    05 Feb 2026