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[Podfic] Nijiku Family Values Vs. Some Light Questioning by Evillullaby

Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
31 May 2026
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One month ago, Zanka experienced one of the most terrifying and humiliating days of his life. And somehow, the worst thing that had come from it was being grounded by Enjin.

Now, a month later, Zanka was freshly ungrounded, and on his way to see Jabber Wonger. And this time, the Cleaners were letting him.

With all of that out of the way, Zanka has a new top concern. What was going to happen next in this strange relationship he'd found himself in? What if it wasn't what he wanted? He had no idea what to expect now, and it was worrying to think about.

But being suddenly confronted with a reminder of his past with his family? There was no way that could turn out well.

(Spoiler Alert: You'd be surprised, actually)

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- Part 5 of [Podfic] Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem
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[Podfic] Like Air by Evillullaby

Fandoms: Homestuck
13 May 2026
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Highbloods are considerably less tactile than lowbloods. As a result they're chronically touch starved unless they have a very brave lowblood moirail or matesprit. This contributes to their instability.

Elaborate.

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[Podfic] Riyo Reaper Vs. Working With the Enemy by Evillullaby

Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
22 Apr 2026
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When Riyo had found out that Zanka had a boyfriend, she'd done her best to be supportive.

She just didn't expect the guy to end up being Jabber fucking Wonger.

At least she wasn't the only one caught off guard. After some negotiations, Zanka is grounded, forbidden from seeing Jabber for a whole month. Which goes about as well as one would expect it too. Meaning that it'd failed horribly.

But that was the least of Riyo's worries. Really, her main concern was figuring out how to handle this whole thing- what she was supposed to do, how she was supposed to react, she had nothing. She was missing way too much information, and it was really starting to bug her. For one, she has no idea what Jabber's actual intentions are with all this. And how could she know, when there seemed to be such a big gap between the Jabber she knew of and the one that Zanka apparently knew?

So when Jabber randomly shows up at her window, asking for advice, Riyo sees it for the golden opportunity that it is.

She'd get her information, keeping her guard up the whole time, and be right back where she wanted to be. Easy.

(Spoiler Alert: It ends up being a bit more complicated than that.)

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- Part 4 of [Podfic] Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem
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[Podfic] Cleaners HQ Vs. Jumping to Conclusions by Evillullaby

Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
11 Apr 2026
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Zanka knew that carrying out a relationship with a Raider as a Cleaner would be complicated. He knew he'd have to be careful. More than careful. He'd have to be perfect- no matter what, no one could find out about the truth. Not when he knew what the consequences would be.

Naturally, he slips up anyways, accidentally mentioning Jabber's name at HQ, and it’s all over.

Except its not. Because there's good news and bad news.

The good news was that Zanka hadn't actually said Jabber's name. Instead, he'd said a nickname. A nickname that nobody knew referred to Jabber.

The bad news was that now all the Cleaners thought that Zanka had a girlfriend named Abby, and if he wanted to keep his job, his family, and his relationship with Jabber, he was going to have to keep up the charade.

What could go wrong?

(Spoiler Alert: Everything. Everything goes wrong.)

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- Part 3 of [Podfic] Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem
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[Podfic] Zanka Nijiku Vs. Biting Off More Than He Can Chew by Evillullaby

Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
21 Mar 2026
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Zanka's getting real sick of Jabber having the upper hand. No matter the occasion, no matter what area, the Raider always seemed to be one step ahead. And it seemed like it was going to stay that way.

At least, until a strange encounter reveals one of Jabber's potential weaknesses. Gentle affection.

This was Zanka's chance. He could finally get one over on Jabber. If it weren't for one tiny problem. Zanka's own weakness: these strange, soft feelings he's been having for Jabber.

But it's fine. All he has to do is suppress them, squish them down. Out of sight, out of mind. He was going to get a win against Jabber, a win that counted.

You see, in spite of everything, Zanka hasn't exactly learned to stop being arrogant.

It'd be fine. He can do this. Jabber won't ever have to know about these feelings.

(Spoiler Alert: It would not be fine)

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- Part 2 of [Podfic] Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem
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Baby Bird by disasterdrow, Taraxinium

Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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10 Jun 2026
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Tassels by xX2ender2Xx

Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
11 Sep 2025
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Spoilers for Gachiakuta Manga!
“Whoda thought rage baitin’ you outta that well would mean finding the perfect sadist for myself?”

“Don’t call me that.”

“Stop denying the truth. It’s just us—and it ain’t like I’m gonna judge ya, man.”
Enjin isn’t the reason Zanka crawls out of that well he’d dropped himself into. A pain loving freak is.

Or, a what if scenario where Jabber finds Zanka first, and how it changes them both.

Edit: Russian translation for this fic is now available, done by gienamnogolikaya! Thank you for offering to translate <3

- https://ficbook.net/readfic/019aa86d-f236-7cae-a2eb-0fcec3c7f053

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15,411

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09 May 2026
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Getting Bored [PODFIC] by Opalsong

Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Feb 2021
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Jiang Cheng was starting to think Nie Mingjue was getting bored without a war. What other reason could he have for coming so often to the Lotus Pier?
(a very practical marriage proposal)

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- Part 39 of nirejseki's mdzs shortfic
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48

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153

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31

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14 Apr 2026
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Walking With My Eyes Open by Killthespare

Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Anime), Dr. STONE (Manga)
27 Sep 2021
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“I’m dying,” Senkuu said in the same tone he used for minor inconveniences.

Or, in other words, Senkuu gets a fun new experiment by way of contracting lethal Hanahaki Disease and somehow Gen’s still the one who suffers.

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- Part 1 of Science and Mentalism
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5/5

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700

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26 Mar 2026
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Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem by Nostalgic_CoffeeCup

Fandom Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
23 May 2026
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16 Mar 2026