ExcusemeWTF



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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    Sometimes Floyd has bad days, but today was not one of them.
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    Almost 3k words of pure family fluff, featuring flower crowns, Floyd's slightly depressing internal monologue, and Branch being called anything but his actual name.

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    03 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    As Branch attempted to push past Bruce's grasp, a wave of dizziness washed over him, his vision swimming with dark spots. He stumbled backward, his legs feeling like they were made of lead, each step heavier than the last. The room spun around him, voices blending into a cacophony of noise that pounded in his ears.

    "Branch, what's wrong?" John’s voice cut through the haze, laced with concern.

    He opened his mouth to speak, but nothing came out as darkness closed in around him, a cold embrace that threatened to engulf him whole. With one final attempt to stay upright, Branch's strength gave out completely, and he collapsed to the floor in a heap, unconsciousness threatening to claim him before he could utter another word.

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    Branch finds himself sick, prompting his (stubborn) brothers to insist on helping out, bringing back bittersweet memories.

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    30 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 99

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    "Grandma?" Floyd approached Rosiepuff.

    "Yes, dear?"

    "I think Branch needs to socialize more." He told her. "He's talking to the wall."

    Everyone paused. The brothers looked over as Rosiepuff got a baffled look on her face before she turned her head to look down at Floyd.

    "What do you mean 'he's talking to the wall'?" She asked.

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    27 May 2026

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    John Dory couldn't break Floyd out of the diamond prison, but he could still get him away from his captors.

    Now they just needed to find the rest of their brothers and achieve the perfect family harmony. Floyd would be truly free, and everything would be as it was supposed to be.

    Perfect

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    19 May 2026