16 Bookmarks by FaceSheep

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    Orion pax is just a humble archivist! A humble archivist with a double life on the Megatronus forums and a growing collection of ummmm tasteful merch. nothing too crazy. When his friends gift him a ticket to see Megatronus in action, suddenly things take a sharp left hand turn and Orion finds himself in the middle of the craziest x reader fanfiction he could dream up: Actually romancing the gladiator himself with no screen to hide behind.

    Primus save him.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Ratchet, concerned for Optimus's difficulty in accepting the Decepticon-Autobot truce, offers Megatron 500 worthless Shanix to take him out on a date. Soundwave, freshly in charge of Autobot servers with their critical information wiped, agrees to use the data that remains to assist his leader in seducing Optimus Prime into giving them information on Autobot defenses

    Day 7: Vulnerability/Acceptance
    and my prompt: romcom movie plot

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    29 Dec 2025

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    It seems that, after diving down the well of all sparks, Primus was quite content with depriving Optimus of retirement. 
    With Cybertron now prospering in a caste free society, Optimus considers his work done and takes to the stars to tie up loose ends.
    How hard could it be to find a once friend turned lover turned warlord—? If Megatron (in his dishevelled shape) even wanted to be found in his self-imposed exile.

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    Old man longing for his husband. Finds him in poor shape.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    Ratchet shrugged tolerantly when Optimus asked his opinion. "I think it’s more a lark than anything, but we can all use a lark, now and then."

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Megatronus learns that Orion Pax has been having erotic dreams about him via a poorly-disguised anonymous post in a dream interpretation forum.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    “Your comm link,” Blaster says, holding out a servo as if expecting Soundwave to physically give him a solidified version of his comm link. “We can’t just go about without communication. We’re communication bots, Soundwave. Come on now, get with the program before I change the channel.”
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    or; Soundwave is stuck on a ship without a working engine. Blaster is also stuck in a ship without a working engine. The ship that Soundwave is stuck on is the the same ship Blaster is stuck on. It's the same ship. They are stuck in the same damned ship. Soundwave wonders what will win; the urge to fry Blaster's circuits - method of madness pending - or the need to eject himself out of the airlock.

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    21 Sep 2025

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    To save Earth from Unicron's wrath, Optimus Prime must unleash the power of the Matrix of Leadership, losing it in the process.

    In one universe, he also loses his memories and spends several days among the Decepticons as Orion Pax.

    In another, he manages to keep his memories and return home.

    But this success is not free of consequences.

    *Complete*

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    26/26
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    30 Aug 2025

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    Taken prisoner by Decepticons, Ratchet is prepared for the worst; Interrogation, torture, deactivation. What he didn't expect was getting roped into becoming the enemy faction's temporary physician.

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    28 Aug 2025

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    My Lord Protector is Cybertron's most popular dating show. When a new Prime is chosen, it's their duty to participate in an eight-episode competition extravaganza culminating in the most luxurious conjunxing ceremony ever projected on holoscreen. Optimus is not looking forward to it.

    (A 2023 Transformers Big Bang written by neveralarch, with illustrations by CosmicSparks!)

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    What if Megatron was part of the High Guard?
    Megatron, Captain of the High Guard and reigning Champion in the pits of Kaon, gets assigned to work for Prima Prime - He has a new, shiny prospect who needs a Guard, and who better to protect them than the relentless, fearless Megatron?

    The job is simple: protect Prima's prospect from harm.
    Easy enough since the peace treaty was signed with the Quintessans; the largest threat to Prima's precious prospect would be whatever paperwork the Prime's decide to throw at them...
    Megatron expects to be bored to tears by this assignment... but when he finally meets with the prospect he quickly realizes why they need protection.

    It's not so much protection from others that's needed, but more so protection from themselves - to Megatron's detriment.

    Orion Pax. Chaos-bringer. Troublemaker extraordinaire.
    Annoying little asshole who somehow knows exactly how to grind Megatron's gears.

    But no matter how hard Megatron tries, he can't help but enjoy Orion's company...

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    05 Aug 2025

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    Exhausted and in pain after a long battle on a frozen alien world, Deadlock readies his ship for takeoff as the Decepticon fleet prepares to pursue the fleeing Autobots. He runs through his preflight routine, keeping an audial on the encrypted bounty channel to distract him from his injuries.

    When Soundwave’s distinct monotone voice announces an absurdly high bounty for a certain Autobot medic listed as missing in action, Deadlock slams the emergency abort launch button. Despite his pain, he has to find Ratchet before anyone else.

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    21 Jul 2025

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  12. Public Bookmark 7

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    “They're uh…my favorite flower.” Lark goes red and shrugs. Nicky laughs and looks at him fondly.

    “Alright, dork.” Silence falls over them and Nicky finds himself staring out at the sun and the waves, listening to the ocean. It's been so long since he’s seen the sun. Code purple brought with it red sky and a black sun, and even before it the world was covered in a blanket of static and chaos that you could never stare at for too long.

    “Marigolds.” Nicky says suddenly. Lark hums in confusion. “They're my favorite flower.” He shrugs. Lark laughs a bit and shakes his head, resting his forehead on his knee briefly.

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    or: Lark gets hit with some kind of sleep spell that has him lost in his mind, Nicky is tasked with going into his head (via magic) and retrieving him. Once everything clears up, they notice a shift in their relationship and dynamic

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    20 Jul 2025

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  13. Public Bookmark 2

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    Lark has been distant, and it's driving Nick crazy. So when Lark's twin brother asks Nick to accompany Lark on his next mission, Nick happily accepts, hoping to figure out how he can mend their relationsship. But when the acolyte ends up being a bigger threat than anticipated, things quickly end up turning sour.

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    29 Mar 2024

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  14. Public Bookmark 14

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    A non-linear alternate universe where Lark is in a cult, and one day, he summons a fire demon named Nicholas.

     

    "I offer this to you, and in exchange, you establish communication between us," Lark said as he held the necklace outside the creature's reach.
    His other hand gestured to the chain before pointing back at the demon and then at himself.
    The demon seemed to understand. As it nodded, a chuckle spilled from its lips. Then it spoke back with those words that rang like crackling timber in an unrestricted blaze, a new language that Lark couldn't wait to understand.

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    29 Mar 2024

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  15. Public Bookmark 3

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    Sparrow had asked a few more questions just anything to get Lark to clue him in at all but all he got was Lark finally snapping ever so slightly and giving in
    " narcolas is being narcolas"
    ...
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    Lark and Nicky fight, Sparrow tries to fix things till they get uhhhh complicated?

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    422

    25 Jan 2024

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  16. Public Bookmark 52

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    "I'm so, so, so sorry," he says miserably. "I don't know what happened. I’ll pay you back, I promise."

    What happened is that Cultist Henry has ruined Bill's microwave. What really happened is that somehow, maybe via sweaty hippie tent magic or an arcane masculine camping ritual, Glenn's bond with this guy has been cemented. He’s broken a household appliance, eaten Glenn’s food, and owes him money. This is no longer a near-stranger; they've become roommates.

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    1,036

    25 Nov 2023

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