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    Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.

     

    “Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”

    March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”

    “Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”

    “Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”

    For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.

    Incriminating.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Frustrated, Grace turned his head away from his brother. Some argument died on his tongue as, out of the corner of his eye, something came into view and he had what was either a brilliant or terrible idea. "Okay. I'll show you."

    Before Colt could ask what Ryland meant or stop him, he had stormed off. In the direction of Tom Ryder.

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    or a small argument with his brother leads Ryland Grace into a relationship he never would have expected

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    08 Jun 2026

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    It's been over a decade since Holland March last went into heat thanks to the modern miracle of heat suppressants, but due to a city wide recall he has no choice but to succumb to his inconvenient biology.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “He had a sharp nose and head with full, healthy hair, and was dressed in a white button-up shirt that looked crisp and too tight on his body, with slacks hanging low on narrow hips. There was stubble along his jaw and exhaustion beneath his eyes despite the well-kept mustache and soft blue tint of his irises, but somehow neither of those things took away from him. If anything, they added something unfairly charming. He smelled faintly of cheap cologne and cigarette smoke, and something sweeter underneath that reminded Healy vaguely of oranges.

    Healy frowned when he noticed that the man’s blond hair was exactly the same shade of June’s usual beehive hairdo.”

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    Four times Jackson Healy thought about kissing Holland March, and one time Holland March kissed him. (Plus one bonus chapter at the end)

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    04 Jun 2026

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    After being turned into a logic-defying monster, Simon finds himself crawling into a different reality. One where the stars still remain. Even if they are fading.

    Simon was no longer human. So why was he so desperate to connect with Grace?

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    Solving centuries of trauma surrounding eldritch horror gods by befriending a space man and a rock.

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    10 May 2026