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  1. Public Bookmark 11

    Houston, we have a rabbit by

    Fandoms: Zootopia (Disney Movies), The Martian (2015)  

    27 Dec 2025

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    Mark Watney is stranded on Mars, his supply mission just exploded and options are running low. A perfect time to become the first to meet alien life!... just that said alien life is now also stranded on Mars.

    Judy Hopps did not expect for the car chase to end up with her being the first mammal to step on another planet. Nick says "I told you so."

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    06 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

    The Martians by

    Fandoms: The Martian (2015)  

    09 Mar 2026

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    When Nasa sends a seventh astronaut to space, with barely any training, to conduct experiments and research on the hearing and balance of the crew before, during, and after the mission periodically, then nearly kills her and leaves her stranded alone on Mars with no one for company except Mark Watney, how is she going to survive 564 SOLS?

    Dr. Alexandra Sharring, Audiologist, mentally unstable, and hopeless is stranded on Mars. With no chance at surviving and luck seem to only be getting worse, she's going to have to get used to the idea that she will never get to have the life she really wanted. The bonus? She will be the first person to die on Mars. That she was sure of.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Couple of Hometown Heroes by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir  

    03 Jun 2026

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    Mindy Park is rapidly realising that the first intelligent extraterrestrial to make contact with the human race thinks they’re fucking stupid. She’s pretty sure that Dr Grace isn’t accurately translating half the things Rocky is saying, but most of what he is telling her is that Rocky has a better way of doing what NASA wants them to do, and honestly, it seems like Rocky is mostly right. She probably doesn’t want to know what the other half of what Grace’s new alien friend is saying, if the things that are making it through what she’s calling the “middle school teacher filter” are “why would you do something the dumb way when you could do it the right way”.

    or,

    Mindy has a headache, Grace has trauma, Mark is confused and Rocky is wondering how humans made it in to space when they're all so, so dumb.

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    29 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 32

    I'm going to Graceland by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir  

    27 Jun 2026

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    Time passes strangely on other planets. Mark Watney has found that out during the 50 Sols since he was left alone on Mars, he knew it would, but he didn't account for the overwhelming loneliness that follows him every where on this red dirt.
    Or,
    What if the Hail Mary crashed onto Mars during Ryland Grace's return to Earth, and they both find out that they’re not as alone as they thought.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Grounding technique by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    09 May 2026

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    Ryland Grace is no stranger to panic attacks. Once he learned that sour skittles shocks the nervous system and single handely stops his body from panicking, he never looked back.

    That is until Stratt’s vat ran out of sour skittles.

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    26 Jun 2026