Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The first time Harry sees Malfoy after the Death Eater trials, he's wearing a set of expensive dress robes.
The second time Harry sees him, he's in a very unexpected uniform.
The third time, he's in a leather miniskirt.
When rookie Auror Potter is sent out to investigate a noise complaint, he finds himself on the doorstep of a flat shared by three familiar Slytherins – all somehow cursed into wearing each other's clothes, none of them sure why, and only one of them happy to see him. And only one of them seems to notice just how much Draco Malfoy in high heels and a miniskirt is making Harry sweat.
Spoiler: It's not Draco doing the noticing.
Not at first, anyway.Bookmarked by Fanficlover16
03 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Harry wasn’t quite in the same shape he once was – no longer an Auror trainee or a Quidditch star – but he didn’t mind his extra squish … until the press started commenting on how he’d ‘let himself go.’
Draco wasn’t bothered by it. In fact, he rather liked it – though he’d never admit that aloud. Despite what Pansy thought, he did possess some self-worth. He wasn’t a slag for humiliation.
When the two find themselves working alongside each other, and Harry is shirtless and sweaty on more than one occasion … well, what did you think would happen?
If your answer isn’t ‘they’d shag against a garage door,’ then you’re wrong.
Bookmarked by Fanficlover16
02 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Harry’s Malfoy-free life after the war is going swimmingly.
Until Hagrid, for some unfathomable reason, seems to adopt Malfoy like a particularly prickly blast-ended skrewt. Luna’s joined the fan club, too.
Now Harry’s stuck at Hogwarts all summer helping with the repairs, while Malfoy’s stuck there on probation. It’s enough to make Harry furious.
So when he catches Malfoy sneaking off into the Forbidden Forest, obviously Harry follows. Because Malfoy’s definitely up to something.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,613
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 49
- Kudos:
- 400
- Bookmarks:
- 85
- Hits:
- 5,410
Bookmarked by Fanficlover16
02 Jul 2026
-
- Words:
- 5,718
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 59
Bookmarked by Fanficlover16
02 Jul 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“What! I never said that! I do not get hard just by him saying a few words every day.”
“So you’re admitting that if it were more than just a few words you’d get aroused?”
~^*^~
Or five times Harry gets Draco's reaction to his parseltongue completely wrong and one time he smartened the fuck up
Series
- Part 1 of Hiss Hiss Bitch
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,078
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 38
- Kudos:
- 2,521
- Bookmarks:
- 268
- Hits:
- 22,480
Bookmarked by Fanficlover16
02 Jul 2026

