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Art of War by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
04 Jul 2026
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Zoro gets himself into trouble when he invites Sanji to try putting him in his place. Again.
Thus begins a psychosexual mind game in which he discovers quite a few things about himself, like just how far he'll let a pervert go if he's deeply infatuated with said perv. All's fair in love and war.Bookmarked by FatPapaya
05 Jul 2026
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Sanji panted openly now. Everything felt hot all of a sudden. Why was he angry? He shook his head, trying to shake whatever this unevenness was; it was like the world was tilting on its axis. Why couldn’t he get a grip? He had fought so many battles; why was he suddenly losing his shit this time? Sweat gathered at his brow. Suddenly, the bags in his arms were weighing on him; he couldn’t do this.
He wants to set the bags down, but the roaches are sure to swarm if they find food. He could feel dozens pass around and over his shoes, their weight light but unsettling in a way that made Sanji want to scream. Diable jambe had never felt so good as in that moment when he needed the disgusting bugs GONE.
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01 Jul 2026
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Sanji can't help but have lingering worries over Zoro's condition. 'Nothing Happened,' indeed. The moss was injured, traumatized, and having panic attacks without even knowing what they were called. How does he know this?
Because Zoro had been napping and hanging out in the kitchen since Thriller Bark. When Sanji woke in the middle of the night with the feeling of something amiss, he finds Zoro in the kitchen, muscles tensed harder than steel, breathing too fast for his own good. Instead of asking for Sanji to get Chopper, he insists on getting comfort from Sanji instead.
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28 Jun 2026
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It starts, as so many things involving them do, with a taunt, a challenge, and an inescapable, stubborn, childish need to win.
“You wouldn't know a good kiss if it bit you, shit-cook.”
Sanji laughs at that ludicrous statement. “A good kiss wouldn't bite, moron. You're delusional if you think you know more about good kissing than me. Know more about anything, really, I mean, come on.”
Sanji's about to turn away and melt into the crowd, forgetting this interaction entirely, when the shitty swordsman says something he simply cannot ignore.
“Bet?”Sanji and Zoro hook up once, but it's just to prove a point. The second time is to even the score. The third time, well...and the fourth...and fifth...and maybe Sanji has a problem.
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21 Jun 2026
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Zoro finds himself cursed by a hot spring that leaves him with an odd ability: cold water turns him into a woman, hot water turns him back into a man.
It's no sweat off his back until the annoying cook starts treating him differently and for some reason that really pisses him off.***
Sanji can't stop thinking about the dumbass mosshead after he turns up on the Sunny with a perky pair of tits and a tight, round ass. He slowly loses his mind trying to convince himself that it's the same old idiot swordsman it's always been, and maybe that is exactly the problem.
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11 Jun 2026
