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System Malfunction [FileNotFound] by Firebirdie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Mar 2026
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Shen Qingqiu's eyes snapped open with a startle, quickly the Qing Jing Peak Lord sat up despite Mu Qingfang trying to keep him from getting out of the bed. Startled green eyes surveyed the room searching for the owner of the voice, before he schooled his expression into his usual cold one.
Maybe he misheard or just imagined it?
' Where am I? What is this? 'No. He definitely heard it. But no matter where he looked there was nobody, just Mu Qingfang and Yue Qingyuan standing next to his bed speaking meaningless things to him.
' Wha-Why can't I move?! ' the strange voice squeaked again, Shen Qingqiu looked at the other two peak lords but they didn't seem to react to the voice at all. Could they not hear it?-----
Or instead of Shen Yuan waking up as Shen Qingqiu, he wakes up as a voice in the Original's head.
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Residential Cat Problem by Firebirdie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2026
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Mu Qingfang watched in horror as the kid let out an angry yell and started kicking and scratching, doing his best to chew off the Wan Jian peak lord's arm.
If it hurt, then Wei Qingwei didn't show it, smiling like an idiot holding a crescent moon bear cub instead.
“Isn't he cute?”
A single look at his disciples told the healer all he needed to know. Neither of them looked amused, unsurprisingly since they were both covered in scratch and bite marks from the little demon in his shixiong’s grasp.
“Sure, Shixiong…”
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Or the one in which Shen Qingqiu is turned back into Shen JiuAnd if Wei Qingwei finds himself a new small prickly disciple who for some reason keeps trying to escape to Qing Jing, well. Who said that the two events had anything to do with each other?
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- Part 1 of Peak Wide Comedy
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Zuko sees snow for the first time.
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Rising Tensions by Firebirdie
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 May 2025
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The admin put his head in his hands and sighed. Trying to look through the code won't work without touching the player. What little code that has attached itself to Helsknight was already fading away. Something it wasn't supposed to do, and X couldn't touch it without it slipping through his fingers like a scared cat.
An idea crossed his mind, he grabbed his communicator and sent a message to the chat. Looking down at his communicator satisfied, X put on his elytra and made his way to the forest.
Now all he had to do was simply just wait.
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The Hand That Feeds by Firebirdie
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Mar 2024
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He descended down the hill, and stopped right in his tracks. There was an underground base with white glass on the top and- were those creepers?! The alien built wasn't anything Tommy had ever seen before, and despite his mind screaming at him to run he walked cautiously closer. When he was close enough he was finally able to make out enough details to see that the underground room had a lot of redstone and note blocks in it.
What the hell was this thing?
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Peak Wide Comedy by Firebirdie
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2026
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A bunch of SVSSS works that are meant to be humorous. None of them are connected to one another unless stated otherwise.
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Hels and his accidentally acquired most definitely not son by Firebirdie
Fandom Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 May 2025
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Hels's and Tommy's adventures through Hermitcraft.
(It's not like anything could go wrong.)Hels exploring parenthood (and having absolutely no clue what he's doing).
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you weren't there that day for the Naming of Things by callmearcturus
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Jun 2026
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"Rocky did not understand human names and titles when we met. Eridian names longer, give information on Eridian's home, associations, skills." For the first time in ages, he positioned two of his arms together, forming the design that Grace thought of like a family crest, a single design bisected.
"You should teach me to read those before we get to Erid, so I can be polite." As Grace considered the linework, already picking up on some vague ideas from the shapes in Rocky's carapace, something else occurred to him. "So… I picked 'Rocky' because your outer shell looks like stone."
"And for inspirational story of athlete who defeats human system of poverty to become great champion. Eye of the tiger."
"Retroactively, yeah." Grace bent at the hips, getting to Rocky's 'eye' level. "So what'd you name me?"
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19 Jun 2026
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Laika the Space Dog by Kelpish
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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Bookmarked by Firebirdie
18 Jun 2026
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Are you scared yet, Laika? by Kelpish
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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Years after the Sun is saved, a new generation of students get to learn from Doctor Ryland Grace, thanks to his logs. (part of an AU where the others in the Hail Mary survived)
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- Part 2 of Laika the Space Dog
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- English
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- 2/2
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18 Jun 2026
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Laika, abandoned in space, barks. by Kelpish
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 May 2026
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Yao Li-Jie and Olesya Ilyukhina never die in the coma. It changes very little.
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- Part 1 of Laika the Space Dog
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- English
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Bookmarked by Firebirdie
18 Jun 2026
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June of doom day 13 - Lost by taylor_tut
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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Grace is crabby and picks a fight with Rocky, who doesn't realize that something is very wrong until he asks him to watch him sleep and wakes up to an overly emotional, sleepy, disoriented Grace. Turns out, Mary is broken, leading to toxic atmospheric changes on Grace's side of the ship. Rocky fixes.
Bookmarked by Firebirdie
15 Jun 2026