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    When his optics first come online, B-127 first sees the sky. The Well surges with power only feet from him, giving him a fond farewell even as his memory of crawling from it fades only moments after. His protoform is new and small, his body whirs with clicks and hissing as parts fall into place and his spark begins to glow all on its own, no longer sustained by Primus’ crafting hand.

    It will grow, with time, his plating still a shining, unburdened silver. Glistening with its lack of abrasions and experience. Efficiency programs slot into place, and his processor works to teach him what little it already knows. His T-cog spins in his side, inactive now as New Sparks usually are, but it will burst with Energon and life soon enough. In the backlog of his thinking, B-1 can already sense the way the wind will whip around him, struggling to keep up.
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    Or; B-127 is a new spark, born in the midst of war. He survives, and eventually joins the Autobots. But what has to happen to get him there? TFP universe, with some tweaks. Typically updates every other week. (Loosely)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “Hey, Mom—how did you and Dad meet?”

    Hiccup Haddock: Dragon Rider. Pride of Berk. Slayer of the Red Death. The Dragon Conqueror. Occasional unintentional arsonist. Frequent flier in accidental chaos. Relies on sarcasm when he’s nervous. Currently failing at not falling for pretty blondes with axes who try to kill him, such as Astrid Hofferson, his greatest headache.

    Astrid Hofferson: Elite Dragon Hunter. Ryker’s golden girl. Deadly. Disciplined. Emotionally unavailable. Fluent in threats. Wanted in three provinces. Believes violence is a valid form of communication. Thinks feelings are a trap, especially the ones she keeps catching when her greatest enemy, Hiccup Haddock, looks at her like that.

    A RTTE-Era AU with a Dragon Hunter Astrid and a Dragon Rider Hiccup who just can’t seem to stop running into one another. Or falling for one another.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Following the arrest of the Drs Fenton, Bruce takes Danny home as his newest ward. It's nothing he hasn't done before.

    Danny presents some unique challenges - his inhuman physiology, his parents' in-progress trial, the scope and magnitude of his abilities - but he's still a child like any other. Any of Bruce's, anyway.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Some moments of comfort between Prime and scout...and a much needed conversation.

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    03 Jun 2024

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    The big, three-storey house at the end of Rigel Avenue had stood empty for years ever since its construction finished in the late '60s.

    Then one day, the 'for sale' sign was taken down and it seemed to be lived in for seemingly the first time ever.

    (Something wasn’t not quite right about the people who moved into that house and the residents of Jasper noticed — just not the whole extent)

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    25 May 2024