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I Wasn't Ready for the Road (But the Road Took Me Anyway) by rivendoll
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 May 2026
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“No communication issues?” Thorin repeated, looking at the hobbit now with even more uncertainty. “You didn’t think to tell me that this hobbit only spoke his own language?”
“A minor setback, really,” the wizard said, waving off the dwarf’s concerns with a smile. He squeezed Bilbo’s shoulder before clearing his throat. “Young Master Baggins, here, is the son of one of the Shire’s most proficient Westron speakers. He was exposed to the language as a child, although he hasn’t had much use for it in his lifetime so his skills have, understandably, diminished. But I have no doubt that, given the opportunity to learn, he would pick it up quite quickly. He is a clever fellow if I’ve ever known one.”
(OR: Thorin needs a burglar, Bilbo needs a dictionary, and Gandalf needs a drink.)
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There's Something Different About Snape by a_decently_sized_worm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2026
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“Who are you and what have you done with Severus?” said McGonagall, her eyebrows almost disappearing into her hat. The query was meant as a joke, but there was a hint of legitimate doubt in it.
“I got therapy,” Snape blurted out.
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The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.
In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.
Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape (not quite a "self-insert"). Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw JKRowldemort—she deserves 0 respect for the way she uses her privilege to harm others just trying to live. Trans rights, mf.
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I take a while because this is just something I do in my spare time when I'm not exhausted from working/life. Sorry! If this ever does go on hiatus for whatever reason, I'll update this description to say so, but as of now, that's not the case. I'm just a hella slow writer. ;-;- Language:
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17 Oct 2025
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Ch. 18 I am ob-fucking-sessed with this scrumdiddilyumptious work of art I would kill for you die for you either way what bliss
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Deaths Displaced Disaster by Consanguineous
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter wakes up in a random forest with no memories, a broken wand, and a suspicious letter from Death explaining that someone tried to murder him and he has been relocated to another world for safety.
His biggest problem now is not the betrayal, the missing memories, or the whole new universe situation.
Nope,
its is the fact that Death forgot to pack any food.
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11 Jun 2026
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Ch. 26 plot is plotting bro fucking love this
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DearEddie.I'm sorry I got you killed.I don’t know how to apologize to you in a way that matters. I don’t know how to talk to you at all. The doctor says I should, and Robin says I should. But neither of them have to do it. Neither of them get it. And sorry doesn't really seem to cut it.-
For months, Steve's been writing letters to a dead man. So you can imagine how awkward it is when Eddie shows up in his apartment, very much alive.
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17 Jun 2026
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Ch. 12 god fucking damnit the feels in this is killing me
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The man was in a suit that almost reminded Robert of something from Cirque du Soleil, all skin-tight, shimmering fabric with bursts of red and orange and a V-neck that showed a lot more than neck. The wrap-around sunglasses didn’t even look that ridiculous.
Infuriatingly, he managed to be beautiful, like a Monet in an Ikea frame is beautiful. He had changed very little in the years since Robert first encountered him, at least physically. Robert couldn’t say the same.