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It's the story of a lifetime. Two of the worlds greatest hockey prospects, the top two picks of their NHL draft, the most anticipated rivals in hockey history; taken in broad daylight. Their kidnapping becomes insanely public when their captors start broadcasting their torment for the entire internet to see. Their families, the police, the world, all of them watch with bated breath as they wait to see if the two young men will make it back home alive.
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Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.
Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.
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30 Jun 2026
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two steps on the water by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 May 2026
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Selected text messages from the phones of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, circa 2020-2021.
Troy Barrett: I’m planning to drive up to Toronto to finish packing up my apartment on Saturday, and I was wondering if you’d want to grab dinner after your game while we’re both in town?
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Jane: …did you tell Barrett about us?
Lily: no i promise
Lily: he maybe thinks it is possible, but i did not tell
Jane: I don’t think he has any idea
Lily: what makes you say this
Jane: Just a hunch
Or: Troy asks for Shane’s number, and Ilya gives it to him. What could go wrong? Or maybe more importantly, what could go right?Series
- Part 2 of ☆ my heated rivalry fics ☆
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30 Jun 2026
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My favorite place on earth by Folkvangr26
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Jan 2026
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«Svetlana,» Shane said. Saying it cost him everything.
Ilya’s jaw tightened, his face rigid. «You’re choosing her, aren’t you.»
It wasn’t a question.Ilya Rozanov does what he has to do. Ending things with Shane Hollander is the only logical choice.
And then Scott Hunter happens.Series of one-shots.
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29 Jun 2026
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the honeymoon suite by lanallite
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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“So we meet again,” Ilya shouts, a lazy grin on his face as he peers at Shane from the Ottawa penalty box.
Shane glares back from Montreal’s penalty box, deadpan look on his face. He’s still fuming—angry that he got called for a practically non-existent penalty, angry that Ilya called for the same stupid penalty, and angrier that they’re both sitting out for the next two minutes of play because of it.
At least Ilya doesn’t seem too phased by it. In fact, he seems to be enjoying himself.
“You come here often?” Ilya asks in a flirtatious tone.
Shane snorts, shaking his head. “Not that often. But I heard you’re here a lot.”
Ilya spreads his arms. “Ah, but the penalty box is always better when you’re in yours, too. You always look so cute in there. Like a wet kitten.”
or: five times Shane and Ilya end up in their respective penalty boxes at the same time while playing against each other, plus one time they end up sharing one as teammates.
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29 Jun 2026