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Based on the book, "Implausibly Impaled: A Paranormal Tale of Terrible Writing", by Hazel Domain
A parody of the spn finale for everyone who's still reeling from how amazingly hard it sucked.The empty dimension Gaz had gotten himself banished to when he saved Dick's life (AGAIN) was awful. But the worst part was watching Dick live miserably, knowing all the man needed to do was call for him. Gaz would always come when Dick called. Always.
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'Cas considered the situation for a long moment, before deciding this was another unfathomable social interaction that he should just let drop. He turned back to his reading and lifted his mug to take a sip of coffee. Another wad of paper bounced off his head.'
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The one where Mary got bored and started a paper wad fight in the library.
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"We’ve got a problem,” Mary announced, as she rushed into the library. Her face was flushed and she was slightly out of breath.
Sam pushed his laptop aside and stood.
“What-”
“It’s Cas,” she interrupted. “Sam, we can’t let him go off on his own right now. He’s not ok.”
“Damn fool’s gonna get himself killed,” Bobby said, as he hurried in after her. “I told you he was gonna pop.”
Sam’s face went pale and his eyes darted between the two of them. He didn’t bother trying to get specifics.
“Where is he?”
“Dean’s room,” Mary said, and Sam immediately turned and headed toward his brother’s room at a full run.
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If Cas had had more than one or two days with Jack, before it all went to hell, he might have started teaching him the finer points of being a young angel - namely, how to manifest and care for his wings. Dean and Sam might have taught him how to be a human kid - how to play and wrestle like a human.
In turn, Jack might have noticed some things...and bluntly pointed them out to a wholly unprepared Cas and Dean.
These things might have happened.
I really kinda needed these things to happen.
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Warning to reader:
This is the only scene I have developed in my head for this fic. Given that this is a procrastination fic, I may never write the rest. Sorry. I got distracted and this fell out and now I don't know what to do with it.
Team Free Will encountered the deity Acala.
Upon surveying their minds and hearts, Acala decided to focus on Cas and give him a choice: Remember every past mistake, every evil committed by him or against him, and every consequence... Or lose the one he loves.
Deities can be vague. Acala was actually trying to help. Our boys misunderstood.
Luckily, Cas chose to save Dean.Cas's ordeal will begin at the next solar eclipse - which happens to be at 5:51am the next morning.
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In 2014, Dean Winchester led a raid on the asylum in Detroit where a Sam-wearing-Lucifer was waiting for him. Everyone knows what happened next: the Chitaquan soldiers who accompanied Dean died horribly at the hands of Lucifer’s minions while Lucifer murdered Dean in the garden below and warned the Dean from days past that no matter what he tried, he would always end up there. There were no survivors.
Or were there? This story picks up where “The End” leaves off, from Castiel’s perspective from inside the asylum, a twist of fate, and conditional divine intervention no one saw coming. It details what happens after Lucifer dies, Dean lives, and the world doesn’t actually stop turning. A canon-compliant “fix-it” fic for the Endverse and a Dean and Cas who deserved better.
Or: "The End" was not the End. This is the story of what came after.
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05 May 2022
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They say there is a secret game in Las Vegas, the greatest one of all, in which the hero plays against the dragon for three nights, and the prize is a wish granted, and the penalty is death. A new player arrives to try his luck, only to discover that the game is held in a dump of a house in the desert and that the dragon is a dude named Dean, chained to the house by the ankle. The hero soon realizes that he cannot leave unless he wins. The dragon is growing blood-thirsty, the game makes no sense, and the hero’s only hope are the clues dropped by the dragon’s brother who’s just along for the ride.
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22 Feb 2022
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The briefing was simple: ‘Stand guard over the Michael Sword until the battle is ready to commence. Await further instructions.’
Castiel doesn’t mind working security duty; he was briefed shortly after the initial salvation of the Sword from the pit, and again before taking up his position. He knows what to do. However, it’s easy to forget that the green room isn’t real. Time moves differently there, the space ever-changing to make a prison of mountains, cathedrals, salt flats, orchards, and whatever Castiel was led to believe about Heaven’s greatest weapon—Dean Winchester is something entirely unexpected.
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27 Dec 2021
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Cas paints Dean, over and over, trying to bring his portraits to life - trying to make right something that he did a long time ago. When Dean finds the paintings, he and Cas find themselves having a conversation that's long overdue: talking about what happened down in the crypt, when Naomi was in control of Cas - until something broke the connection.
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08 Mar 2021
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A somewhat silly, humorous one-shot. The title says it all. Castiel is inspired by the success of the "50 Shades" books and hijinks ensue. Dean/Cas.
“What if I use the characters of Great Gatsby, but they’re all zombies?” Cas suggests. “Sexually promiscuous zombies?"- Language:
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01 May 2020