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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    “...forgive us for the presumption,” Edrehasivar said, tone slightly strangled in the way it always is when he doesn’t like what is coming out of his mouth. “But we thought, if we... that is, if we, er… attended... then you would not have to… no one would have to…" He sagged under our stares. “...stay behind,” he finished feebly.

    We were at that moment visited by a terrible, inevitable vision of the Ethuverazhid Zhas cornered by our mother, and we confess we had to lean on the wall in a brief violation of Alchenar IX.I.VI. Even the edocharei seemed taken aback; even Cala. Edrehasivar looked horribly dismayed at this non-reaction, and immediately started to backtrack. 

    "We do not wish to inflict ourself," he said wretchedly. "It was only a— a thought…" He trailed off, but the pause persisted. In it, we reflected to ourself that while we had taken knives for this boy, and would willingly take plenty more, he had — indeed, has — a talent for making us want to scream in dismay.

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    the alcethmeret's annual springnight gala goes... interestingly.

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    Olruggio hasn’t been resting enough. Qifrey tries something new: poisoning him.

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  3. Public Bookmark 78

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    “You said you needed a man, so I got you a man.”
    Thorin eyed the folder again and inquired carefully, “What do you mean, exactly?”
    “You need someone who'll play along convincingly. Someone who knows what he's doing. A professional.”
    Thorin blinked. “A professional.”
    Balin nodded solemnly.
    “You can't be serious. An escort? Balin.” An image of a well groomed, muscular man with slick hair making suggestive comments in a darkened restaurant came to his mind, and Thorin shuddered. What has his life come to?

    Thorin is in trouble. A simple lie snowballs, and six months later he is expected to bring his mystery man to the family Christmas. Unfortunately for Thorin, the aforementioned man doesn’t exist. Fortunately for Thorin, Balin has an idea. Enter Bilbo Baggins, illustrator, writer and occasional professional boyfriend. As the two men get to know each other and set up a ruse to save Thorin’s dignity, things get a little… complicated. As the past is drudged up, both Bilbo and Thorin reconsider their present and wonder about their future. A Christmas story about love, fear, family and coming to terms with the fact that sometimes it might just be worth it to give it another chance.

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    A misunderstanding at the gym leads to Bilbo being rescued from an unpleasant interaction by her knight in shining armour (or rather pink leggings).

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    Belle is stolen from Rumplestiltskin and made a wife.

    When she escapes he makes her a widow.

    Back at the Dark Castle there is a story to tell, tea to drink, and a door to close.

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