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The Quickest Way to a Man’s Heart (is Through His Bottomless Pit) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for JaydenNara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
07 Jan 2018
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Pulling open his apartment door, he let out an involuntary shout when something was quite literally thrust into his chest hard enough to have him almost tip backwards. He managed to right himself while keeping hold of what had been shoved at him and looked up in time to see his neighbour striding back towards his apartment.
“You’re going to fucking kill yourself.”
His door slammed.
Stiles blinked at the other man’s door, utterly confused, and looked down at what he was holding.
It was a plastic bag, full of what felt like tupperware, which made no sense to Stiles because when had his neighbour broken into his house to steal his tupperware?
(SNYE - January 11th - Neighbours)
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- Part 11 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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18 Sep 2025
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The warriors closed in, step by step, sealing their fate. There would be no hunt tonight, for the prey was already trapped. Still, they licked their lips at the promise of blood.
The Alpha’s mate had been hurt.
And death will follow.
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28 Aug 2025
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From a tumblr writing prompt "You have one super power: The ability to know without fail what the truth is to any asked question. You planned to help the world as a super hero. It took you six hours for the government to declare you public enemy number one and the most deadly super villain alive."
The Soothsayer just wanted to help.
Now complete, do not repost without permission. (If you see this on amazon, it isn't me)
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13 Jul 2024
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Joe is a lonely, overworked, alpha who can't seem to find his omega no matter how many inspections his friends and family arrange. His luck changes when he's surprised by another set up and finally meets Nicky.
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18 Apr 2024
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Mike still sometimes liked to ride his bike to work and Harvey hated it. As a boss and mentor, he thought it far too unsophisticated a mode of transportation for an associate employed by one of New York’s most prestigious law firms; as a Daddy, he simply considered it far too dangerous.
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02 Feb 2024
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Joe and Nicky are both single dads. Their daughters meet in middle school and it leads to them meeting as well.
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- Part 1 of Twice the Love
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10 Jan 2024
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The story of how Arthur and Eames met and proceeded to meet again and again over the course of years, until crossing paths finally ends in tying them together permanently.
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This is going to be a series set in an A/B/O-verse, telling the story of how Arthur and Eames met years before the Inception job and how they had to learn early on that being mates does not mean a functioning relationship if you don't make an effort yourself.- Words:
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27 Dec 2023
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These Frameworks Labelled Home by mruk (orphan_account), vala (valinorean)
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
12 Feb 2013
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Arthur is dead and someone needs to tell his family. Following a job that had gone terribly wrong, Eames heads to Arthur's childhood home to tell Arthur's family of his death when Cobb refused to do it. There, he finds solace with the people who loved Arthur as much as he did. Eames learns of Arthur's past, his life away from dreamshare, and, painfully enough, what might have been between them.
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06 Dec 2023
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29 Nov 2023
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Any day on which a man dies is a momentous day.
Today may be Yusuf’s momentous day.
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21 Oct 2023
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02 Oct 2023
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He wants Yusuf to hold his hand again. Grab his ankle. Flick his ear. Thrust his sword into his chest and breath into his mouth.
Yet, they have the long ocean of eternity ahead of them. These whims are nothing but a swell under their ship: gone as soon as they come. Nicolo knows better than to jump overboard and drown alone trying to chase them.
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Alternate title: "You'd Feel Pretty Weird If You Developed a Crush on the Only Other Immortal You Know, Right?"
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06 Sep 2023
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Stop and Smell the Flours by ishandahalf
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
27 Aug 2023
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Nicky is a baker. And a witch. (A witch whose magic infuses into his baking, so really those identities are irrevocably intertwined.)
He is perfectly content baking bread and making pastries, feeding his customers with lightly charmed food, and acting as the unofficial welcome wagon for new entrepreneurs setting up shop on their street.
Then one day the storefront across the road – the one that just can’t seem to stay in business – is leased (again)...
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27 Aug 2023
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tell me your story (and i'll tell you mine) by incurableromancer
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
12 Jun 2021
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All Joe wants to do is get to know the gentle man who keeps coming into the library during his shifts to check out books he was rather hoping to snag for himself. All Nicky wants to do is get to know the handsome librarian. The only trouble is, Joe doesn't want to scare away his favourite visitor, and Nicky doesn't want to harass Joe at work.
Or: Joe is a librarian, Nicky is a fisherman, and maybe the path to happily ever after isn't as complicated as they think.
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24 Jun 2023
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The thing was, Nile absolutely trusted Nicky with her life. He was ride or die. He’d made her feel safe and welcome from the night they met.
He also made her feel intensely awkward, because she had no idea how to interact with him.
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21 Jun 2023
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He doesn't remember painting the trees off to one side or the man sitting in one of the chairs, but this isn't the first time his mind has glossed over painting some details. Joe hopes the man is enjoying the view.
For a second, Joe aches to be sitting in the other chair, watching the waves roll in as the sun sets. He wonders if the man in the painting would be happy to see him. Maybe they would sit by the water and talk about their days. He wonders what the man's face looks like. If he paints himself in the other chair, will he know the answers to that question?
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20 Jun 2023
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there's a trick with a knife (i'm learning to do) by mellyflori
Fandom The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
29 Sep 2022
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12 Jun 2023
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don't know how to fall asleep (unless you say goodnight) by raedear
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
24 Apr 2022
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Based on the break up/make up prompt:
"I was so sleep-deprived after the night shift that I climbed into bed with you (and you just rolled with it)"
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23 Apr 2023
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Nicky has not been particularly successful in life: unlucky in love, a struggling small business owner, something of a doormat. But perhaps that luck will change after internationally-renowned movie star, Yusuf al-Kaysani, walks into his used bookshop.
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09 Mar 2023
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Every smile from you is my salvation, every breath from you my song by Everything99
Fandom The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
30 Jul 2021
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A fine justification. I've heard it so many times before – Displeased by Nicky's words Kozak injects him with a substance which doesn't take full effect until a few weeks after Merrick. And suddenly the team is playing against time because Nicky is getting worse. They have to fight with all their might in order to prevent them from losing their heart forever.
A story about endless love, found family and trusting in fate when all hope seems lost.
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27 Feb 2023