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Sirius always listened to music to go to sleep. Remus was used to that part. He didn’t mind it, in fact, most nights he liked to use it to drift to sleep too. But the Smiths? Remus could hardly stand it. especially that weird skin slapping noise, and the moaning on all the tracks that sounded an awful lot like...
TL;DR Sirius wanks to the smiths, Remus now also wanks to the smiths
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You can tie me up (but don't tie me down) by Guywithalaptop
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2026
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Regulus fucking hates James. He does. He especially hates how James’ tongue feels against the flat of his neck, and how his hand feels when it toys the waistband of his jeans.
But what he hates the most, is that James can fuck him so well.or- Jegulus are better at sex if they pretend to dislike each other
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I'm trying to find a replacement here! by Guywithalaptop
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
28 May 2025
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The first thing I register when I enter my room is the fact that there's someone on Baz’s bed.
He’s relatively tall and has short, curly, golden brown hair. It’s sort of like mine, but if my hair could listen to what I tell it to.
I can tell by the way that his hair is pin-straight at the back that it’s not really curly, though.The second thing I register is that they are Kissing.
-Or, Baz spends seventh year discovering there are quite a lot of curly haired blue eyed men at Watford, and Snow sees something that makes him question his entire existence.
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The door swings open to a handsomely dressed Draco Malfoy, his button-down undone at the sleeves and down his chest. His eyes widen in surprise when he clocks Harry, and he leans against the doorway, rapping a heavy signet ring against the oak wood door, “To what do we owe the pleasure?”
"I've found something,"OR
After the war, Harry and Draco sift through wartime diaries, finding out about their parents and themselves in the process. (angst smut and more angst)
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Saturday Nights and Sunday Mornings by Soupy_George
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 May 2024
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Heirs to the peerage didn’t write rock songs or play bass, they wrote poetry and learnt the cello from the age of five.
Heirs to the peerage also got married and continued the family line. They certainly didn't get struck by a bolt of homosexual lightning in the middle of a grotty pub in Sheffield....
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“No doubt,” the barman said easily, handing the card back across the bar, “Just thinking it were nice tha’ posh twats have stupid names too.” He pointed to his chest, “Remus, thanks t’me daft mam.”
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A story about music and family, the price of fame and finding love somewhere completely unexpected.Series
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