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Papyrus and Sans get cursed to be Vampires for a while. Sans still has to go attend to things, but has Boss keep an eyesocket-heh-on his precious baby brother.
Said baby brother is hungry.
Boss thinks it's annoying but eventually lets him take a 'drink'.
Hooo boy.
AKA: sometimes you didn't know you had a kink until your alt self takes a sippy sip from you
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- Part 2 of Papyly Stuff
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Prompt: Breeding/Family Planning
Synopsis: Papyrus and Stretch have been married a while now, and things are GREAT! It's just...Papyrus thinks...they could be MORE great, you know? With...an addition to the family.
Or: let's knock Stretch up, thanks
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- Part 1 of Papyly Stuff
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Brady Culture is BACK, BABY!!! by HailSam
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), Sam & Max (Comics)
21 Jun 2026
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Time for a revenge plot, baby!!! Brady Culture's BACK and he knows EXACTLY what to do to get one over on those freelance policeman!!!
Using Max's body against Sam.
Oh, buddy...
You fucked up.
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After the whole cloning situation, Petey fixes the damn thing by destroying the machine. They live in relative quietness for a time after that, until Dr. Scum decides he too wishes to dabble in cloning.
In the worst way possible.
Or: Petey and Greg face down Petey the Third and...Greg's clone. Who are both five years old. Hm.
Or: a tweet said 'you know the trope of raising your past/cloned self into a better person than you' and I said yeah i know it, and forgot that Petey is basically doing that so I did something worse. lol
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Petey doesn't believe in hypnotism, but his husband has a couple tickets to the new show in town, a hypnotist who's rather unknown.
Unfortunately for them both, this quickly turns almost fatal for everyone involved.
(Using a man to attack his own husband under hypnosis is like...super fucked up)
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A mysterious payphone is at the fair! How exciting, yes?
Or: A Ghost Phone is a phone or payphone one uses to call up people one might miss to talk about the old times, the future, or whatever might be on their mind.
Or: Petey hears a call to his mother. Petey calls the past. These are connected.
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Grace passes on a tradition to Petey, who uses it when the time is right.
Prompt: Pregnancy Sigils
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Eggciting Beach Day by HailSam
Fandoms: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time & Explorers of Darkness & Explorers of Sky
13 Jun 2026
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The Guild drags an egg-specting Michael out to the beach with them for a nice day.
(Takes place after the events of the main timeline)
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- Part 2 of Team X For Scary - Timeline
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- English
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- 1,124
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 45
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Li'l Petey knows he's a clone. That's never been an issue until adults make it so.
(A day in the life of Li'l Petey who isn't so little anymore, figuring out high school and things.)
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It's been a while since Petey, the City's Most Evilest Cat, was...actually evil. Not only did he end up with a child, but he moved in with Greg Knight, the city's super cop!! Add in a couple years, some love, a wedding, and now they're expecting their second child, and life is good...
Until a woman appears at the police station, asking for help to find her son.
A woman who has been dead for quite a while now...
How will Petey handle having his mother back, alive, and clearly eager to get to know him after being separated for so long?
(He handles it well. He loves his mother.)
(Or: Author said what if Grace just came back. Huh? What then? You gonna stop me? You gonna come to my house and steal my keyboard???)
(Or: Grace is revived by a villain of the week but instead of any other insanity happening, she just goes to find her now adult son and chills. It's all good.)
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Face down a villain of the week? Easy.
Arrest a perp that kidnapped your kid that morning? Do it at least twice a year.
Take down a rampaging robot? Booooring.
Teaching your teenager to drive? Oh...shit.
(Petey and Greg, married and much older now, face their worst nightmare. Teaching Li'l Petey/PJ to drive the cruiser.)
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Part Of The Family by HailSam
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), Sam & Max (Comics), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
25 May 2026
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Geek's 15, she should learn how to drive, right?
Sam and Max TOTALLY agree! The Desoto is the BEST car to learn in! She's part of the family, after all.
(short about them being sillies)
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Greg's never believed in aliens, until an escape pod lands in his backyard, holding the tiniest kitten he's ever seen! He has no clue what to do, but he's a good guy. He takes the kitten in, because the kitten is little, and scared, and so, so young and far away from his parents.
Said parent is, mind you, ripping a trail to Ohkay City as we speak to steal back his kid.
Hope Greg's prepared to get wrapped up in all this!
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When Dr. Dinkle saw the cat racing down alleyways to avoid police, his first instinct was to ignore them.
His second was to appreciate their beauty.
Unfortunately, Petey has been left on his own long enough that the first kind hand to reach out makes him eager to take it, unknowning of the danger hidden behind sharp smiles and soft words.
...but he's happy here with the doctor, making robots and being called his wife.
...he IS happy...isn't he?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 453
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 104
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Something by HailSam for BrightLotusMoon
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2012)
22 May 2026
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There's something wrong with Michelangelo.
Just an angst fic.
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In one universe, Petey the City's Most Evilest Cat does battle with Greg Dog Man, the city's most beloved hero.
In another, the villainess Graceless does the same with Officer Zuzu, a poodle who is only following in her family's footsteps but dreams of bigger things.
Graceless has her own secrets she's keeping, and while all this flirting is fun, neither of them quite anticipate it ever going further.
Until one day, Graceless is left face to face with her past in the form of a small kitten, starting a new but terrifying descent into something she lost years ago...
Motherhood.
(Or: the author asks you to consider what if Grace took Petey's place, in that her son died, leaving her to pick up the pieces and end up turning to villainy due to this?)
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Sam & Max In: The HOA! Wait Fuck- by HailSam
Fandoms: Sam & Max (Video Games), The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police (Cartoon)
16 May 2026
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You heard it here, folks! For the first time in (muffled numbers) years since Sam and Max bought their home, a new neighbor is stirring the hornet's nest with...gasp...an HOA!!!
That sounds FUN to Sam and Max, because why not, right? This can only go so well, right???
(Introducing real word concepts to chaotic deities, this is great!)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,581
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 12
- Hits:
- 89
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Ben makes too serious a joke in front of new plumbers. He should really unlearn some of that edgy Twitter behavior, honestly...
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Li'l Petey's a problem solver at heart, even when a simple homework assignment turns into a detective showdown! He's on the hunt to find his great-grandparents, if they're still alive that is. It'll be hard since the only ones who knew them either can't remember (Papa) or refuses to answer (Grampa), but no worries, Li'l Petey's super smart! He can do this!
He can.
He will.
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Team X For Scary by HailSam
Fandoms: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time & Explorers of Darkness & Explorers of Sky
30 Apr 2026
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Waking up as a human turned Pokémon is definitely not on Michael's list of things to do, but then, he doesn't really remember anything when he wakes up as it is. Going from having a meltdown in a forest to joining an exploration team with a strange but quirky little Hoopa is also not on his list.
Eh, he's good at rolling with the punches.
(Author just wants to write Explorers of Sky with her team, is that so wrong?)
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- Part 1 of Team X For Scary - Timeline