HatakeNekarth
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- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (6)
- South Park (1)
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Craig wakes up anesthetized from surgery and flirts with Tweek. Although Tweek is already married.
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Kakashi was more of a dog person since cats caused allergies in him, but heck, if he could just get a little glimpse of that man, he would come to this café every day.
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At first, all this started as a summer job to get some extra money while he studied full time. He never imagined he would end up fucking with one of his clients.
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Just two ninjas bathing dogs.
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Yamato has a panic attack during his flight and Kakashi helps him to stop it.
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“You promised me you wouldn’t fight anymore.”
“And I didn’t! I let him go! Thanks to you, now everyone thinks I’ve gone soft!” Craig snapped.
Tweek’s jaw dropped. “That’s seriously what you’re worried about!? What if you got suspended again!? God, you are so reckless, Craig!”
“The guy was talking shit; I wasn’t going to just take it. I’ve been holding back beating the crap out of him for six months.” Craig hissed between puffs of his cigarette.
Tweek yanked the cigarette out of his mouth and dropped it on the floor, stomping it out with his shoe. Craig bristled. “So that makes it okay to beat him up now? Because you waited six months first?”
Craig scoffed and looked away. “I didn’t beat him up, it was one punch, I didn’t even break cartilage.”
“BUT YOU WERE GOING TO DO MORE BEFORE I SHOWED UP!” Tweek ranted.
“That’s…” Craig gritted his teeth. “Neither here nor there.”
OR: Craig finds that maybe it's okay to be a little soft for your boyfriend. Now he just needs to learn how to balance being soft, and also being insanely protctive.
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17 May 2026
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On Tweek's eighteenth birthday, Craig gifts him a watch. A watch the guy at the store assured Craig was really special.
A time travel fic.
Very late exchange gift for @livviartt!!!
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- Part 9 of South Park One-shots
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17 May 2026
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After losing a bet to Clyde Donovan, Craig is dared to fake-date the school freak, Tweek Tweak, for two months straight. He expects to be rejected, or for it to be horrible. What does he do when he finds that Tweek isn’t so bad? What will he do when he actually falls in love with the school freak?
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"W-We're soulmates, aren't we?" the blond supplied for him, which caused Craig's eyebrows to fly up and disappear behind his hat.
"Shhh!" Craig said, covering the blond boy's mouth. "Don't say that word! We can't let the other kids know."
"Why not?" the other boy said when Craig uncovered his mouth, biting down on his pink lower lip. Craig could kick himself for even focusing on such a thing.
”I can't be soulmates with a boy!" he hissed. "The guys would never let me live that down. This has to be one big cosmic joke because I'm not even gay!"
Craig felt the sharp pain of hurt through their bond, but he could easily read it on his face. It makes him feel like a dick, which he supposed maybe he was.
"Besides," he added. "I don't even want a soulmate, so just do us both a favor and leave me alone."When Craig Tucker first meets his soulmate, he is 13 years old. He doesn't handle it well.
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Super Craig struggles to feel anything (physically) during sex, so Wonder Tweek use electric shocks to turn Craig on.
It works delightfully.Bookmarked by HatakeNekarth
01 May 2026