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• Jurassic Snark by apocalypsenah, RedMenace (HeidiVolatile)

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic Park/Good Omens—Human AU  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, M/M, Other
  • Work in Progress

  13 Oct 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer
  • Aziraphale & Anathema are coworkers and besties
  • The cutest pairing that I just can't talk about in the tags
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Anathema Device
  • Newton Pulsifer
  • Michael (Good Omens)
  • Sandalphon (Good Omens)
  • Shax (Good Omens)
  • Furfur (Good Omens)
  • The Them (Good Omens)
  • Warlock Dowling and family
  • The Metatron
  • Ligur/Hastur/Dagon are Raptors
  • Beelzebub is a T-Rex
  • Eric [Disposable Demon] is a bunch of Dilophosaureses
  • GABRIEL IS A GOAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
  • Possible villain death (via dinosaur)
  • minor character deaths (via dinosaur)
  • implied or offscreen eating of livestock (by dinosaurs)
  • minor (non-graphic) injuries
  • Non-Graphic Violence
  • (non-graphic) dismembered arm jump scare
  • unlikely animal friendship
  • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)

  Summary

  Paleontologists Aziraphale Grant and Anathema Device and mathematician Ian Crowley are among a select group chosen to tour an island theme park populated by dinosaurs created from prehistoric DNA. While the park's mastermind, billionaire Met Hammond, assures everyone that the facility is safe, they find out otherwise when various ferocious predators break free and go on the hunt.

  OR

  I mashed up Good Omens and Jurassic Park, y'all!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

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