Helpicantpickmyuser
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Now I Bend Like a Willow (Thinking of You) by Helpicantpickmyuser
Fandoms: Death To The Elite, Batman - All Media Types
27 Dec 2025
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The night always made Selene reminisce. She’s always been the type to focus much too much on the past, hasn’t she?
The late nights Selene spent as Batgirl, flying through the skies of Gotham, untethered to any sort of worldly senses. Nobody held her back. Not until it all went downhill, at least.
Those days.. they were some of the best of her entire life. Amazing days, that made for terrible memories.
AKA a DC x DTTE AU!!
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And I Want A Love That Falls As Fast (As A Body From The Balcony) by Helpicantpickmyuser
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
26 Nov 2025
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Shadow Milk’s face darkened as he stared him down, “Do you mean to say that I love you? How foolish you are, Fool-King.”
Elder Faerie’s eyes hardened, as he heard Shadow Milk’s words. “No, I know that the Beast of Deceit can never love. But the man who I came to know is not the Beast, I know that for certain.”
Shadow Milk looked more amused than anything else now, as he tilted his head to the side. “You act as if whoever you’re in love with is real.”
Elder Faerie clenched his jaw as the words hit directly into his heart. “You act as if my love is any less real, just because you were pretending the entire time.”
“Oh, what a silly, silly thing to say, Faerie. Of course it’s less real. How can it be real, when the object of your affections is nothing more than a lie?” Shadow Milk asked him.
Elder Faerie had loved Shadow Milk once. Maybe he hasn’t stopped. But how can he convince the Beast that their love together was real when he had imprisoned him all over again?
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I Will Die Your Daughter (I’ll Stick Around If You Will) by Helpicantpickmyuser for stratford, Sillybilly63
Fandoms: Death To The Elite
07 Aug 2025
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Juliet Stratford.
Sawyer Thalassa.
The two women who had taken her in. She’d been living with them for about a few years now. Selene had gotten used to this.
Cannibals.
That’s the word that the books used to describe people who did what they had. What she had now done.
Eating another human’s flesh.
Selene didn’t care for the taste. She didn’t care for the killings. The meat did not matter. What mattered was the human.
The person whose body they would eat for dinner.
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AKA a Blackbird family cannibal AU :3
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“And your partner is..?” White Lily trailed off.
“Lady Azurite. I’m an old friend of His Majesty,” Shadow Milk introduced herself, sticking with their cover story, albeit with a somewhat pulled smile.
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AKAShadow Milk transforms into his woman form so he can go on a ballroom date with Elder Faerie.
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Elder Faerie wasn’t sure what he and Shadow Milk were. Not anymore. Maybe once upon a time they loved eachother, and trusted eachother with their lives.
But ever since Shadow Milk’s fall to corruption, things were different. Now, they were sworn enemies.
Until they found themselves falling back into old habits.
Recent series
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WCDC Week 2024 by Helpicantpickmyuser
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), White Collar (TV 2009)
28 Jul 2024
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- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
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Thinking About Another Life Without You by Helpicantpickmyuser
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, White Collar (TV 2009)
25 Jul 2024
- Words:
- 3,369
- Works:
- 1
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- 3
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SITN universe by Helpicantpickmyuser
Fandom Death Note (Anime & Manga), Death Note: Another Note
10 Feb 2025
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Different fics inside the universe of SITN (shadows in the night)
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- 65,826
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- 1
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HOPE THE LOVE WE SHARED CAN RESURRECT THE LAST. by orpheusaki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
27 Apr 2023
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"I would never be mad at you for this," Bruce tells him clearly, leaving no room for misunderstanding, blue eyes sharp and clear as they meet Jason's steadily, "I think you know this Jason, deep down. You know I would never blame you for any of this."
Jason's heart is tight, "I'm —"
Bruce places both hands on his shoulders, "Don't apologise. Just breathe with me."
Jason takes a deep breath in, matching Bruce's unshakeable calmness. It's the first time in a long time that Jason feels like he can actually breathe.
(Jason survives Ethiopia and returns home; this is the beginning.)
Bookmarked by Helpicantpickmyuser
27 Jun 2026
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Naim climbed up the rattling, half-rotted scaffolding, and reached his hand into the fire to pull something out.
Bookmarked by Helpicantpickmyuser
23 Jun 2026
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Genevieve Reyes and the headache that are Mr Spector's sons. by MarinaCipher
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Moon Knight (Comics)
24 Jan 2024
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All Gen wanted was to be able to relax and run her mother's restaurant in peace.
But, admittedly, she's always been one to love gossip. So when Mr Spector, a regular who always seemed melancholic and tired, is suddenly all happy and showing up with his sons, Gen is undestandably curious.
What she cannot undestand is why all three of Mr Spector's sons are such enigmas to her.
Or: The system as viewed by someone who has absolutely no idea they are a system, and is desperately trying to solve the puzzle. Why is one American, one British, and one is a New Yorker with a better spanish than her?
Bookmarked by Helpicantpickmyuser
27 Mar 2026
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are you there god? it's me, jason. by TiaraSundaes
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
01 Feb 2026
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God comes in the form of a Kryptonian man. A man in a deep blue suit, with silver armour and yellow wires wrapped around a lithe frame. A man with tousled blue-black hair, electric blue eyes, and a permanent smirk that can’t seem to be wiped off no matter what one would do to him.
God comes in the form of Superboy-Prime.
And Jason immediately hates Him.
OR
Jason Todd talks to God. One day, God decides to talk back.
Bookmarked by Helpicantpickmyuser
09 Mar 2026
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But the Earth Refused to Die by Sillybilly63 for Helpicantpickmyuser
Fandoms: Death To The Elite, The Hunger Games (Movies)
18 Jan 2026
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hi guys liam bennett in hunger games wowowowowow this is a fic for me and friends but if you read i hope it brings joy because i love hunger games ok wow hope his nobody die bye
Bookmarked by Helpicantpickmyuser
23 Dec 2025