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Malusdomesticaphilia (Major Arcana, The Devil and The World) by Lyre_OfThe_Lullaby
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
19 Jul 2026
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Derived from the words Malus Domestica (Apple) and Philia (From; Paraphilia, an obsession, fetish and/or desire)
In Major Arcana, The Devil (Card XV) represents addiction to material wealth and the illusion of spiritual entrapment, whereas The World (Card XXI) represents success, completion and spiritual peaceIn which the Goddess Hylia decides that using her mortal vessel as a dependant, whining and lustful plaything in exchange for protection against Calamity Ganon was a splendid idea on her part, and essentially dominating the crown heiress under her beck and call was apparently a favourite pass-time for immortal deities such as her.
And Zelda? Well, she never had 'being in love with the goddess' at her priority. Yet when Hylia spends a few soft nights with her, it evokes a strange and quite a terrifying feeling that prompts her to follow deeper into carnal desires that destroy her from the inside out. Because, who knew giving up your body to a goddess was a good idea?
(Pre-Calamity, updates slower than Turkmenistan's wifi speed which is 0.50 mbps for yall's information)
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23 May 2026
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Hylian (Milk) Maid by Selene_Sokal
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
12 Dec 2025
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The Ocarina of Time is a magical artifact of phenomenal power, and Link has only discovered a fraction of its powers. But after his adventures have come to an end and peace has returned to Hyrule, his girlfriend, Malon, happens to come across an unexpected power such... MOO-ving music can have on a farm girl.
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12 Dec 2025
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Royally Awful Meetings by AmbiQueenOfStories
Fandoms: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
11 Nov 2025
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The Chain of eight are thrown, as they are often, into a portal with very little grace.
The only problem? They've landed in an unrecognizable castle, and seperated.
Now, a very tired, very annoyed Prince Link has to track down each member of the chain on his own, because only a hero can handle eight other heroes.
Though, Link hates the idea of being thrust into another adventure, so he omits the whole, he's the Hero of Legend and many other things, part of his identity.
This couldn't possibly cause any issues!OR- The chain meets Prince Legend, except they don't know he's a Link, and Legend has no intention of telling them so.
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03 Nov 2025
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Penny's Big Secret by BeehiveCitizen, TheGreatWave74
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
26 Jul 2025
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After staying late for battle studies classes, Nemona discovers in the locker room that Penny isn't nearly as lacking in curves as she's been led to believe. She makes it a point to give them the attention they deserve.
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26 Oct 2025
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The Ruby and the Sapphire by Ravynsland
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
12 May 2024
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At night in the Lavish Chateau, a teen Jester Lavorre will find her libido bringing her into an unexpected conflict with... her mother?
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19 Oct 2025