HimboStriders
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- Homestuck (11)
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On a night out at a trashy club, Dave finds a mysterious number in the bathroom. Little does he know, the stranger on the other end might not be much of a stranger at all.
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for a good tiime, call kv on-
The number is so small it's barely legible, with a weird uptick in the corner as if the writer was interrupted just after finishing their one-line advertisement.
Man. Was this for real? Is this what gay hookup culture has come to these days - scrawling names inside of bathrooms? This was the kind of shit your bro would pull, before he shacked up with his weird ass not-boyfriend in a desperate bid to fill the empty nest you left behind. It was more likely than not a joke - but you're drunk and bored enough to admit it pipques your curiosity.
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After retiring as Mecha Man, Robert finds a new way to make money. (Unfortunately, his newest client is one he knows all too well.)
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His eyes kept darting to Chad’s hand, where the stumps of his fingers twitched absently against the duvet. 'I did that,' he thought, closely followed by a montage of all the horrible things he'd do to him if he figured it out. The anxiety simmered like bile in the back of his throat.
"So," Chad said, stretching his arms behind his head, biceps straining against his tight black t-shirt. "You gotta measure me before we keep going or what? I don't want to get my hopes up for nothing."
As much as he wanted to throw up, the question was almost hysterical. He swallowed it down before he said something stupid, or bolted out the door like a hunted rabbit. "Are you serious?"
"No, I spent three grand on this room and a week of my time answering bullshit questions to fuck with you."
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- Part 1 of Flambert sex worker au
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After the end of the game, everyone's just trying to find their own little slice of peace. For Davesprite, that's living with an alternate version of himself and his hot alien boyfriend, trying to navigate his weird new body. Surely nothing bad could come of this, right?
... Right?
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You don't have to stare, come here, get with it by HimboStriders for bluebottle762
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Jun 2024
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Dave and Karkat have been dating for months, but were too embarrassed to do research about each others' anatomy. They fumble their way through a spontaneous first time regardless.
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Is that a gun in your pocket (or are you just happy to see me?) by HimboStriders for Phlegm99
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2023
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Dropping out of college to run the 'family business' is boring as fuck until Dave starts crushing on his manager. So what if he's a hitman with ten years on him? It's not going to go anywhere. Right?
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Two Eccentric Old Kinksters Get It On (The Bro/Harley Kink Files) by HimboStriders
Fandom Homestuck
26 Apr 2021
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ViewTube creators Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas have harbored unrequited mutual crushes for years. Their latest video just so happens to be the straw that will break this woeful romance's back.
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Thank God My Uncle Died! by hungry4rhansry (heqat)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
17 May 2026
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"Your uncle has died."
It wasn't the worst news Hans had ever heard. In fact, it was the start of a beautiful, wealthy life. But there is a catch: to inherit the family fortune, Hans needs a spouse.
Uncle Hanush hated many things: joy, spending money, and especially Hans's "lifestyle." So, naturally, Hans decides the best way to honor his uncle’s memory is to marry a man.
Enter Henry. Ideally straight, conveniently poor, living right next door, and... surprisingly hung.
It’s a simple business transaction. Surely, nothing could go wrong between a dramatic heir fueled by spite and his well-endowed handyman neighbor who insists he doesn't like men.(Or: A Modern AU where Hans needs a fake husband to spite his dead homophobic uncle, and Henry needs cash.)
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18 May 2026
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Five years after Shroud is defeated, Waterboy lives comfortably as a high-ranking SDN hero. The Z-team, now a well respected hero troupe, lives on in something just to the left of glory. Everything is peaceful. Or, at least, as peaceful as it can be.
And then he's flung violently back into the past, forced to watch as old wounds open. Okay. Whatever.
There's really not much he can do without messing up the future, but... maybe there's some comfort he can provide. Some life he can bring to his past teammates' eyes.
It's the least he can do.
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- Part 1 of broken pot symphony
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Bookmarked by HimboStriders
07 May 2026
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Courtney shifted on her barstool. She was chewing her lip, looking thoughtful, and glanced over at Flambae. He felt his skin crackle in anticipation.
”Whatever the fuck it is, go on and say it.”
Visi screwed up her face, but did just that. “So, he ever let you, you know?” She gestured to her lap.
Chad’s mouth felt dry. He drained his drink, then set it down. The glass felt a little too soft under his fingers. He knew what she was talking about, but he wasn’t about to take pity on her like that. If she wanted to ask that question, which was none of her fucking business, she needed to actually say it. ”Let me what?”
Courtney huffed, but expanded on her question. “Reciprocate? Do anything beneath the belt?”
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Chad really wants to know why his shifty-ass new boyfriend won’t let him touch his junk.
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Chad's got some major pressure built up. It's been a while since he's gotten laid. Hell, it's been ages since he's gotten so much as a peck on the cheek. He's starving, aching for some action. Which is the only reason he's graced Robert's shitty apartment with his illustrious form.
It’s the only reason he has his clothes off, ass up and eyes rolling into the back of his head. It’s the only reason he’s allowed himself to be rendered to nothing but useless babbles and praises, spit and sweat steaming off his overheated skin, with Robert’s tongue deep inside his ass, his wide, callous covered hands holding onto his well-toned thighs for dear life.
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05 Apr 2026
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Bottom flambae, incredible fic 🔥 🔥